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King sausage fingers has septic arse

Started by jamiefairlie, January 17, 2024, 05:40:47 PM

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Fambo Number Mive

#60
January 24, 2024, 05:11:37 PM
Quote from: Blue Jam on January 19, 2024, 11:17:21 AMReckon he has a flunky to hold it for him?

And one to compliment him on the quality of his urine. Not like that commoner piss, no.

The Bumlord

#61
January 24, 2024, 05:20:48 PM
Do we reckon he has a big red sausage winky too?

Blue Jam

#62
January 24, 2024, 05:34:13 PM
Quote from: Fambo Number Mive on January 24, 2024, 05:11:37 PMAnd one to compliment him on the quality of his urine. Not like that commoner piss, no.

He probably bottles it and sells it as Duchy Originals Lemonade. And it probably is certified organic.

baptist

#63
January 24, 2024, 07:55:45 PM
Quote from: The Bumlord on January 24, 2024, 05:20:48 PMDo we reckon he has a big red sausage winky too?

And bollocks like rissoles.

El Unicornio, mang

#64
January 25, 2024, 07:06:03 PM
This is what happens when you haven't spent enough time on the throne

Blue Jam

#65
January 26, 2024, 06:55:40 PM
Walnut whittled successfully. All hail:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68055575

Blue Jam

#66
January 26, 2024, 06:57:27 PM
(does Wills enjoy having his walnut whipped?)

Grassygnome

#67
January 27, 2024, 12:29:23 AM
Based on those official Christmas photos I think the youngest child of Kate ought to be admitted for an amputation operation.

Attila

#68
January 27, 2024, 09:18:54 AM
Quote from: Blue Jam on January 24, 2024, 03:14:34 PMCould all be baws of course. My money's still on an exorcism.

Exclusive footage from the royal apartments.

Or maybe a Stepford tune-up?

Blue Jam

#69
January 29, 2024, 04:35:59 PM
There are rumours that the radio silence is because she "fell down the stairs". Brrrr. Really hope for her sake it's just a facelift.

Zero Gravitas

#70
January 29, 2024, 04:40:09 PM


Hologram or some shit idk what you people like.

jobotic

#71
January 29, 2024, 04:40:49 PM
Huzzah!

Rejoice subjects for the Princess of Wales has successfully pupated!

Blue Jam

#72
January 29, 2024, 04:42:49 PM
Radio silence for Kate vs regular updates on the royal walnut. Walnut FM.

jobotic

#73
January 29, 2024, 04:44:08 PM
I didn't know you had dandruff anus



"I DON'T"

Blue Jam

#74
January 29, 2024, 05:04:47 PM
Kate wasn't seen arriving at or leaving the hospital on the dates the palace announced. A police convoy was seen in the area on the 28th of December but apparently it was for Boris Johnson. Another celebrity walnut on the wobble?

http://www.reddit.com/r/BRF/comments/19afgkq/a_month_ago_a_convoy_of_cars_was_spotted_in/

PLEASE tell us he was finally getting the snip.

The Bumlord

#76
February 05, 2024, 07:17:20 PM
How many fingers did the doctor put up there, Chas?

Dex Sawash

#77
February 06, 2024, 12:06:49 AM

Looking Welby
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