Do the police arrest people for wrongthink on Twitter [split topic]

[Dr Rock]

What I'd like to know, is on those electoral roll forms they send out, it says, in bold, 'it is against the law not to return this letter.' How many people a year are convicted of that one that I wonder?

[Terence Bowl]

these comments are all very righteous but I do genuinely know someone who got a literal visit from the actual police for posting a photo of themselves pointing a toy gun at a picture of colonel sanders

Cops fucking love fried chicken.













...or is it doughnuts?

[Terence Bowl]

Colonel Sanders is a drawing.

You're thinking of Ronald McDonald, Colonel Sanders was a real person.

Look he's even been on telly.

[Twilkes]

You're thinking of Ronald McDonald, Colonel Sanders was a real person.

Look he's even been on telly.

Colonel Sanders was a person, until about fifty years ago; he is now (most likely) a drawing.

Unless that guy's mate dug up and pointed a toy gun at the rotting corpse of Colonel Sanders, in which case there is even more reason for the police to call round.

[Goldentony]

Col. Sanders (Colin Sanders) wasn't a real colonel but he did shoot a man to death over a dispute with a barn

[jamiefairlie]

Cops fucking love fried chicken.

Cops love fucking fried chicken

[Video Game Fan 2000]

t he did shoot a man to death over a dispute with a barn

i sympathise, barns are notoriously stubborn

[Schlippy]

Cops fucking love fried chicken.

...or is it doughnuts?

Defo doughnuts

[Catalogue Trousers]

I once advised someone online to piss through someone's letterbox. Twenty minutes later, the SAS kicked in my door, shot the dog, and dragged me off to HMP Belmarsh.

[mjwilson]

Someone got a caution for making a joke about the Glasgow bin lorry accident.

[Key]

Yesterday I got a knock on the door and it was Prime Minister Rishi Sunak, flanked by a dozen or so riot police in full regalia.

I said 'Good morning Sirs, whats the problem here?'

'I'm sorry Key, but we've come to arrest you' came Rishi's reply. He looked mildly embarrassed.

'What for?'

'It has come to our attention that youre not trans' He continued on. 'Due to the EU and Jeremy Corbyn, not being trans is now a hate crime'

'But what if I don't want to be trans? I've got no problem with 'em but I like myself the way I am'

He looked tired and defeated. 'I'm sorry I don't like it either but our hands our tied. Its today's modern woke world gone mad'

[Senior Baiano]

wtf is going on in this country 😡😡😡

[Cold Meat Platter]

These days, right...