absolute bare minimum activity i can get away with and still be legally sentient

[madhair60]

i want to push the absolute limits of being a bone idle fucking cunt, can any of the world-class lazybones here advise on how i can reduce my activities while still falling within the legal definition of a sentient creature? thank you in advance.

[Butchers Blind]

Blinking.

[Mr_Simnock]

sleep as much as you can

[Shaxberd]

From dictionary.com:

sentient

adjective
having the power of perception by the senses; conscious.

characterized by sensation and consciousness.

So you can't be in a coma, but you don't have to do much else. Consider gluing yourself to a rock and living the life of a barnacle.

[Milo]

Observing, like in quantum physics.

[Alberon]

<SATIRE>
A Tory backbench MP!
</SATIRE>

[Norton Canes]

<TRUTH>
Academia
</TRUTH>

[Zero Gravitas]

Spending a lot of time on X recently and apparently the non-white races do this.

So: Be Japanese?

[thenoise]

Don't post just scroll.

[markburgle]

Blinking.

Blinking when asked

[madhair60]

Don't post just scroll.

but just imagine a CaB without madhair.

[lauraxsynthesis]

I've got a robot hoover and a robot mop and the lamps in my front room on remote controls so I don't have to get up. All mod cons like Judy Jetson.

[Sebastian Cobb]

I reckon I could become a life-coach for this sort of thing.

[shoulders]

Live off your own snot

[Video Game Fan 2000]

you know those farts where you dont push its like your anus parts your cheeks for you and the gas just diffuses without any pressure

cultivate those

[madhair60]

way ahead of you, mac

way, way ahead

[The F Bomb]

Meatus maw flex.

[Midas]

Hypersalivation

[Vodkafone]

You could get on the opium, but at intervals you'd need to get up and go and get more opium, unless you could get it deliverood to you I suppose. And you'd have to void your bowels weekly.

[lauraxsynthesis]

[Ray Travez]

Friend of mine used to go and live in a Buddhist monastery every so often, as a monk. Lot of sitting around, bit of chanting; food's pretty basic but you're allowed a bit of daily choc and cheese. Don't go to a Zen place, they consider it good sport to whack you with a stick and you're expected to thank them for it.

[spaghetamine]

get on the barbiturates ASAP