Dryrobe-ers

[poo]

Worst cunts on Earth?

[Cuellar]

???

[Dr Trouser]

Ok just googled it and it might just be you're right

[Bum Flaps]

You'll shit brix when you find out what they look like underneath!

[Norton Canes]

Damn them, with their warm, practical outerwear

[Chollis]

just googled, they all seem to be £150+. what?

[gilbertharding]

They were invented for those cheerful middle-aged women who go swimming in the sea in December, weren't they? They're basically out-door dressing gowns.

I think people who wear them for any other reason are in the same category as people who go to the shops in their pyjamas: it's not something I would ever do, but if you think it's OK, I am saying NOTHING. I'm *thinking* all sorts, but I'm keeping it to myself.

[dontpaintyourteeth]

Purely speaking from my own personal experience but if you work in a customer-facing role and someone wearing one of those things approaches you you know you're in for a tough time. I'm not sure why that is but it's true, it's the new version of the "can I see the manager" haircut

[idunnosomename]

Looks like they'd handy for flashers/streakers. Although the latter you'd risk being 150 quid out if you didnt have someone to leave it with.

[Jerzy Bondov]

I don't really have an opinion on this topic.

[poodlefaker]

I was at a funeral last year and a woman was wearing one. Black, obv. but still...strong Castrol GTX vibe.

[shoulders]

A bit North Face™ Gilet, isn't it? Active wear for people who aren't very active. Stick it in the boot of the all terrain vehicle that once got driven tentatively over an uneven gravel track.

[The Mollusk]

I've got temperature sensitivity issues, i.e. hate being even remotely cold and the sensation of anything less than room temperature air on wet skin is horrible, so I'd rock the shit out of one of these gladly after a swim in the ocean.

However the times I have ever swam in an ocean without deeming it too cold to even go beyond my ankles could be counted on one hand, and this thing costs £160?? Nah piss off. Also it has a big nasty logo on the back which somewhat reminds me of Lovehoney so it would have the added bonus of making me feel like I was walking around sponsored by dildos.

[TommyTurnips]

How dare they wish to stay dry in wet weather.

How very dare they!

[The Mollusk]

Please, a man is wet

[seepage]

I dryrobed your mum

[MojoJojo]

They're just a way to get changed outdoors without getting arrested for copying a Mr Bean sketch.

[jamiefairlie]

Of course by the time I'm finished with em  they're ..... all still dry!?!?!

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Hmm. I think I'd feel like a cunt wearing one of these. Can I opt out?

[The F Bomb]

Fit very poorly, don't come in enough colours, uniform of cunts.

Extremely comfortable.

I would buy one in dark green but not black. Looks snide.

[There Be Rumblings]

Also it has a big nasty logo on the back which somewhat reminds me of Lovehoney so it would have the added bonus of making me feel like I was walking around sponsored by dildos.

Sponsored By Dildos. Weds night @
The Edinburgh Castle, £5 on the door or £3 concessions.

[Vodkafone]

Don't think it's the garment that's the issue, but the demographic. Hockey and rugby people wear these all the time. If they're not wearing their Rab jackets.

Who's worse: Dry Robers vs. Lanyard Krew?

[dontpaintyourteeth]

Yes. If they're wearing them out of context ie not on a beach after a swim or whatever they're quite often dickheads. Sorry if that offends

[Dex Sawash]

This cunt dry yet?

[dontpaintyourteeth]

I BET THEY FUCKING DRY.

[Cuellar]

Never heard of it but they look a good idea for changing on the beach without the risk of people seeing your arse

[The Mollusk]

Never heard of it but they look a good idea for changing on the beach without the risk of people seeing your arse

No, we have decided they are unequivocally for twats, either get on board with that mentality or ship out mate

THERE'S the door.

[Cuellar]

I'm getting one

[shoulders]

I'm getting one

A door?

[Cuellar]

A mentality