How do you smoke a cigar?

[The Dog]

Light the end and shove it in your eye. DO IT NOW.

[Ray Travez]

Have you tried their thousand-year fish? It's like their thousand-year egg but with rancid undertones of sewer rat and bin juice. Mmmmmmm, umami!

[JaDanketies]

I think an actual human made that SEO spam rather than a robot; it's relevant to the subject of the thread, and the text itself is unique. In future SEO spammer, surely it would be better to have the link anchor text as one of your keywords? That's what I'd do. Ain't nobody googling 'from (spam)'

[Barry Admin]

What's your favourite flavour? Personally, I'm not so keen on their pork shoulder and ham with salt, water, modified potato starch, sugar, and sodium nitrite.

Can you not quote spam please?

Means I have more to remove. Wastes my time.