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FUCKING HELL PIKE

Started by Shoulders?-Stomach!, September 02, 2021, 10:21:54 PM

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Shoulders?-Stomach!

DIDN'T WE ALREADY WARN YOU PIKE

FUCKING HELL

FUCKING HELL

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fuckin hell pike, stop rubbing your cock on lady penelope's strings, you aren't her driver

GMTV


Elderly Sumo Prophecy


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Let him set his own boundaries you men

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kalowski

The world does not stop and start at your convenience you miserable piece of shit, Pike.

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PIKE YOU PRIMITIVE SPARTAN.  WHY DO YOU ASSUME YOU WILL NEED A SPARE CHANGE OF CLOTHES

kalowski

Pike! Pike! Pike! Pike! Pike! Pike! Pike! Pike! Pike!
Go fuck yourself.

Shoulders?-Stomach!


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PIKE YOU GORMLESS EXPANSE OF TRAILING GUFF-DUST

Fambo Number Mive

Five hundred press ups, Pike, while the rest of us continue to watch my lecture on Jerry.

Jones, Fraser, stop looking at Pike's arse going up and down.

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Pike do them without your arse going up and down.  Disgusting

kalowski

Fucking hell, Pike. Your cock's hanging out if your pants. Do your pants up, man.

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Do up both your pants and trousers Pike, you unreformed child molester

kalowski

Is that piss on your - Wait. That's cum. You've got cum on your pants!

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Keep your name to yourself Pike, nobody gives a scrunging fuck face about it.

Fambo Number Mive

Pike, you are a total waste of sperm. Wilson should have worn a johnny each time he fucked your mum.

Give me twenty press ups Wilson, for being responsible for the birth of the worst human in Britain.

frajer

Pike you filthy dilbert your scrotum is not regulation length SORT IT

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Pike -



ha not really, Pike.  Fuck off

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Pike.




ha, got you again, arse-o.  You wasted your energy turning your head to look at me

idunnosomename

I love you Pike you beautiful boy

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Hey, Pike.  No really; I do want your attention this time



Fuck off Pike, yeah?






Hey Pike come here right -



Fuck off, right?

Fambo Number Mive

Pike, I rubbed my bare arse with your scarf while we were changing. And I haven't wiped my arse for two weeks.

Fambo Number Mive

Pike, I would love to ram this bayonet up your stupid arsehole, but apparently woke Britain won't allow me to.

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frajer

Pike you square away that anus. Quicksmart lad don't you know there's a war on!

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Private Pike you had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your NECK! Stupid boy.

Fambo Number Mive

Pike, tell me how nice my moustache is and tickle my nipples.

Fambo Number Mive

Pike, you are the worst member of this platoon, and that includes the nonces.