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Pingu's surname revealed.

Started by Glebe, January 24, 2022, 12:56:08 PM

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Glebe



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Full given first name is Pingus apparently. Dad was out of the room getting a soup from the vendor when mum went ahead with the naming, he hit the fucking roof when he got back and looked at the birth certificate. Spat soup out in a rage, some of it got on the document and obscured the S so he's been getting away with that compromise for his whole life till now.

Dad used to be a nice bloke, worked the local soup kitchens in his spare time, used to love making soup for the wife. All that changed after the Pingus incident. He's not touched the ladle in years. Horrible really.