Simon Cowell's new face

[dissolute ocelot]

Is that still real hair on the top, or some sort of plugs or toupee (apparently they call them "hair systems" now)? If it's real, maybe its height is key to covering any bald spots, like a dense jungle canopy.

He mocked Louis Walsh extensively for getting a hair transplant, and it does look a bit suspicious. Although maybe it's his natural hair chemically thickened by some kind of polymer. If the front of the hair is that thick without any wispy bits you have to be suspicious (look at celebs like James Nesbitt or Rob Brydon who admit to it). Although I wouldn't rule out some kind of hologram, tiny worms, or drug-induced mass hallucination.

[Shaxberd]

I reckon it's spray-on hair, his hair seems to change in density between different pictures. When he's in his full glossy pitch-black bogbrush pomp, half of that is additional fibres. His shower the morning after a big event must look like a barbershop floor.

[poodlefaker]

Simon Cowell's New Face (ITV, Sat. 8pm). The pop maestro reboots the popular 1970s talent show with a modern twist: there's only one contestant!

[Better Midlands]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13121825/Simon-Cowell-64-shocks-fans-frozen-appearance-Stephen-Merchant-jokes-face-doesnt-Saturday-Night-Takeaway.html

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Ears are getting pretty low now. Pretty soon they'll be on his neck.

[Alberon]

He's gone full-on animatronic.