What about TOMMY PRICKFINGERS

[itsfredtitmus]

what about tommy PRICKFINGERS

baldy bouncer
TOMMY DICKFINGERS

dickfingah
fingahhhhhhh

[itsfredtitmus]

you wanna know why they called him BOISTEROUS BELLEND BEN?

because hes got a massive arse you fucking idiot! what you think they called him that for that, a joke?

[Glebe]

Tim Burton reconsiders character design.

[itsfredtitmus]

what other human organs do you think are subject to the wear and tear of the gaymans nocturnal sexual exploits? surely its just not the bowels!
hang on look at him over there, a crap just fell out of his arse
oh thats just one of his affectations, i mean you've gotta have one ain't ya? even if it is shit falling out of his arse, not even being crapped out, just falling out, no bowel movement or thrust, just fell out. like when there's no bins around and you nonchalantly drop a bit of litter from your waistline and dont acknowledge it

[Ian Drunken Smurf]

Stephen Yaxley-Prickfingers to his pals.