Euro Election 2019

[biggytitbo]

Do you think that political parties should exist in a self-inflating, self-confirming bubble? That their members and officers should march in lockstep and be constantly on-message?

Once again, you exhibit the symptoms of immersion in Blairite culture.

Keir Starmer is the shadow brexit secretary, and he doesn't support his own party's policy on brexit. He's not some backbencher or party member.

[Tommy Robwatson]

Watson and Starmer want to destroy Corbyn. Supporting a loser's vote or Remain (at this stage) is purely to make Labour under Corbyn perform so badly they feel they can then legitimately call time on JelyfishJez. The fact this needs explaining to supposed Labour supporters, let alone Corbyn supporters, illustrates just how deeply clueless they are.

[jobotic]

So, your objective in coming onto this forum and shitting all over it like a crow with amoebic dysentery is... what, exactly?

An attempt at tumescence.

[Endicott]

So, your objective in coming onto this forum and shitting all over it like a crow with amoebic dysentery is... what, exactly?

It's to waste your time, and everyone else's time who was previously enjoying reading this thread. It's pretty successful too. Not just this thread either, all the politics threads are now fucked (alright, more fucked), until this pillock gets bored or banned. I suspect Baz thinks it's up to you people to show a bit of restraint.

[imitationleather]

It's to waste your time, and everyone else's time who was previously enjoying reading this thread. It's pretty successful too. Not just this thread either, all the politics threads are now fucked (alright, more fucked), until this pillock gets bored or banned. I suspect Baz thinks it's up to you people to show a bit of restraint.

The guy will disappear as soon as the European elections are done. I am guessing the most easily-trolled forum on the internet isn't going to tire of responding to his word salad before then.

[Endicott]

I know, my appeal is futile. It's completely ruining my ability to skive off work and that won't do.

[Buelligan]

We could all sing some Kate Bush songs to cheer ourselves up.  (You have to do the dance as well).


I am Wow-ing as I type this.

[bgmnts]

Dear Buelligan,

I am currently singing Kate Bush, as per your request.

All yours,
Babooshka

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Watson and Starmer want to destroy Corbyn. Supporting a loser's vote or Remain (at this stage) is purely to make Labour under Corbyn perform so badly they feel they can then legitimately call time on JelyfishJez. The fact this needs explaining to supposed Labour supporters, let alone Corbyn supporters, illustrates just how deeply clueless they are.

Fuck off

[Buelligan]

That must be one of her later ones.

[Howj Begg]

One for Tommy and biggy

As the people here grow colder
I turn to my computer
And spend my evenings with it
Like a friend
I was loading a new program
I had ordered from a magazine
Are you lonely, are you lost?
This voice console is a must
I press Execute
Hello, I know that you've been feeling tired
I bring you love and deeper understanding
Hello, I know that you're unhappy
I bring you love and deeper understanding
Well I've never felt such pleasure
Nothing else seemed to matter
I neglected my bodily needs
I did not eat, I did not sleep
The intensity increasing
'Til my family found me and intervened
But I was lonely, I was lost
Without my little black box
I pick up the phone and go Execute
Hello, I know that you've been feeling tired
I bring you love and deeper understanding
Hello, I know that you're unhappy
I bring you love and deeper understanding
I turn to my computer like a friend
I need deeper understanding
Give me deeper understanding

[biggytitbo]

Is that the original or the inferior remake?

[Howj Begg]

Is that the original or the inferior remake?

Well, the original and the inferior remake are both just as shit and annoying, so it's dedicated to both of them.

[biggytitbo]

Lament for remain:

All young gentle dreams drowning
In life's grief
Can you hang on to me?

I want a full report
That's it
What do you mean, "That's it?"
That's all you get
You'd better do something about it
What am I supposed to do about it?
We don't know, but you can't run away from it
Maybe you'd better face it
I can't do that
Come on, face it
I can't do that
Come on, come on, face it
What am I gonna do?
It is gonna hurt, it is gonna hurt me bad?

[biggytitbo]

Well, the original and the inferior remake are both just as shit and annoying, so it's dedicated to both of them.

First song written about the internet mate.

[Howj Begg]

First song written about the internet mate.

It's a great song. Reread.

[Tommy Robwatson]

If Labour drop another 6%, UB40 are doing a remix

I am the 1 in 10
I'm reading Labour List
I am the 1 in 10
Outside London don't exist
Nobody knows less than me
Even though I'm always here
Hysterical Remainer
Re-breathing in the same stale air

[jobotic]

Love it when the right try and do humour.

Lee Hurst mate.

[SpiderChrist]

It's to waste your time, and everyone else's time who was previously enjoying reading this thread. It's pretty successful too. Not just this thread either, all the politics threads are now fucked (alright, more fucked), until this pillock gets bored or banned. I suspect Baz thinks it's up to you people to show a bit of restraint.

Jesus, how fucking sad is that? I'd feel sorry for him if he wasn't such a massive arsehole. I shall refrain from engaging forthwith.

[Ferris]

Distraught to have missed the discussion on Canadian politics.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

If Labour drop another 6%, UB40 are doing a remix

I am the 1 in 10
I'm reading Labour List
I am the 1 in 10
Outside London don't exist
Nobody knows less than me
Even though I'm always here
Hysterical Remainer
Re-breathing in the same stale air

Fuck off

[Sin Agog]

It's to waste your time, and everyone else's time who was previously enjoying reading this thread. It's pretty successful too. Not just this thread either, all the politics threads are now fucked (alright, more fucked), until this pillock gets bored or banned. I suspect Baz thinks it's up to you people to show a bit of restraint.

Isn't it Barry's policy to uphold previous bans?  I don't care what proxy he's using on his IP, he's clearly the same bloke as all the other times, and if their careers were cut short with a ban, then his should be straight out of the gate.  There are brief spells between the emergence of this conversational black hole when politics-talk on here can leave me genuinely inspired.  Gout-pony and the like.

[Tommy Robwatson]

Go on then. What's "genuinely inspired" you? No, please. Any examples more than welcome. It's always good to be inspired, especially genuinely so, so I imagine you'll be gayly forthcoming.

Fuck off

State of. You genuinely inspired too Bubbsy?

[Buelligan]

Genuinely inspired by Jeremy Corbyn and John McDonnell.  I thought Thatcher, then Blair, had killed off humanity in politics.  Then came Corbyn, he brought back hope, a genuine belief that it might just be possible to create a country, a continent, a world, where people are cared for and life is good for everyone. 

I feel more inspired by that hope than any money, power or possession, any freedom or puissance could ever make me.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Go on then. What's "genuinely inspired" you? No, please. Any examples more than welcome. It's always good to be inspired, especially genuinely so, so I imagine you'll be gayly forthcoming.

State of. You genuinely inspired too Bubbsy?

Fuck off

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Isn't it Barry's policy to uphold previous bans?  I don't care what proxy he's using on his IP, he's clearly the same bloke as all the other times, and if their careers were cut short with a ban, then his should be straight out of the gate.  There are brief spells between the emergence of this conversational black hole when politics-talk on here can leave me genuinely inspired.  Gout-pony and the like.

Single issue campaigning is equivalent to selling.

Content on nothing except one narrow topic is single issue campaigning.

Ban

[Replies From View]

You know what the absolute worst thing about Nigel Farage is? The fact mainstream politics abandoned the absolute fucking basic concept of upholding democracy to such a man. He is the weeping sore on the anus we all deserve, for allowing that to happen.

Am I to understand you no longer plan to vote for him then?

[Replies From View]

It's getting like a swear box. Everytime you call a brexit supporter a racist, another vote for Farage.

Citation needed.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Mainstream politics wasn't sure what of the many possible forms of Brexit the binary referendum result indicated.

That's Cameron's fault.

No-one has ever successfully argued that the vote specifically meant anything beyond one form of leaving the EU, of which there are several.

Typically biggy thinks his one is The One. How cute.

[Dr Rock]

Yeah I don't think they're excited about voting for Farage because people say they're racists, even if that annoys them a lot, they want Brexit to happen like what they voted for, plus Farage has a hypnotic trance on them. Wouldn't matter if nobody had ever called them racists.