Cricket 2019

[rjd2]

How is AIDS Bancroft still there?

He probably scratches out 30 or so runs here which will ensure he plays next three tests. That's a result for England as he will fail in those tests as he is horrid.

[Cuellar]

Labuschagne looks pretty solid.

[rjd2]

England don't play India until 2021 which is a shame as it would be amazing watching him trying to murder Kohli's bunch of cunts.

New Zealand a decent bunch of lads next and then South Africa, West Indies and Pakistan who are also relatively harmless next year.

2019
West Indies (away) 3 matches
Ireland (home) 1 match
Australia (home) 5 matches
New Zealand (away) 2 matches
South Africa (away) 4 matches, two scheduled for Jan 2020

2020
Sri Lanka (away) 2 matches
West Indies (home) 3 matches
Pakistan (home) 3 matches

2021
India (away) 5 matches
India (home) 5 matches
Australia (away) 5 matches

2022
West Indies (away) 2 matches
New Zealand (home) 3 matches
South Africa (home) 3 matches
Pakistan (away) 3 matches

[BlodwynPig]

Would love to see Bemt Luego go round the wicket here

[Cuellar]

Leachy you bald bastard

[sevendaughters]

Ten matches of Archer relentlessly bouncering Kohli sounds like a laugh.

[druss]

LaBush has been playing well since being twattted in the face.

[Quote]

Head, ya drongo!

Australian brains are scrambled, those that aren't concussed.

[druss]

AIDS throw from paedo Burns.

[poo]

Hello I'm cunted

[druss]

Archer's pace down a bit, don't wear him to the ground, Joe.

[rjd2]

Archer's pace down a bit, don't wear him to the ground, Joe.

Yeah another couple of overs and unless a few wickets falls that is enough.

Not sure how Australia lose from here.

[BlodwynPig]

Yeah another couple of overs and unless a few wickets falls that is enough.

Not sure how Australia lose from here.

Batting collapse. I think your boys know what that is

[druss]

What the fuck was that review. Fucking idiot.

[Thursday]

Might as well, how many other opportunities will you even get in this match?

[The Boston Crab]

Aussies on r/cricket are rattled as fuck. Down voting pretty much every one of my posts just for repeating the phrase 'putting 96mph of leather into his neck'.

Absolutely loving it. Can't wait for the next Test to crank up the pain.

[druss]

Might as well

Looked miles not out in real time, was shown to be miles not out. Was never going to be 3 reds.

[druss]

Did anyone just see Lyon's feet on the balcony? They looked like that bit in Deadpool where he has child's feet.

[druss]

Roy putting in a good all round performance of AIDS.

[sevendaughters]

draw is fine. put a marker down here. we'd have set a bigger score. not bowling to a plan, rather just tossing it to Jof aimlessly, has cost us a little.

[rjd2]

This Aussie side looks pretty vulnerable especially if Smith misses the next test.

The top 3 look very scratchy especially the openers and still doubts over Khawaja.

Labu looks a good addition though.

[Cuellar]

Fair play Labuschagne, good innings. Solid guy.

[druss]

Now is definitely the time to bowl Archer in to the ground.

Root going with the "do exactly what the opposition wants you to do" school of captaincy.

[Konki]

Any chance of getting antibiotics strong enough to see off STD-made-flesh Denly before Headingley?

[Quote]

Archer's fucked as well.

Bowling him here there's a risk the Aussie's start to think he's a mere mortal rather than Death, Destroyer of Brains.

[druss]

Root also needed to show the Aussies that Archer is human just to take away the fear factor a bit. Really thinking outside of the box style captain.

[druss]

I fucking hate Root, sack the cunt now, don't even wait until the end of the match. Get Stokes to lamp him and take over.

[BlodwynPig]

Nah, stock with Rupert the Bear as captain

[king_tubby]

G'WAN BALDHEED

[Cuellar]

THE BALD IS DOING IT!