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Title: Ideal World Right Now
Post by: ollyboro on March 16, 2020, 12:29:28 AM
They're flogging shit house paper on channel 22ish right now
Title: Re: Ideal World Right Now
Post by: ollyboro on March 16, 2020, 12:32:48 AM
Bugger. They're now trying to sell a Hoover.

Before they tried flogging me a Hoover, the silly lass presenting was flogging bog roll. "There's A Lot Of Tissue Coming Your Way" she said.
Title: Re: Ideal World Right Now
Post by: ollyboro on March 16, 2020, 12:34:03 AM
80 pieces for forty quid.
Title: Re: Ideal World Right Now
Post by: ollyboro on March 16, 2020, 12:35:59 AM
60 % of the shit house paper HASNOWGONE!!
Title: Re: Ideal World Right Now
Post by: ollyboro on March 16, 2020, 12:43:29 AM
Fuck me, this is being broadcast on channel 3!! Sandy Gall Burnett must be turning in his grave.
Title: Re: Ideal World Right Now
Post by: chveik on March 16, 2020, 12:44:15 AM
are they selling bidets?
Title: Re: Ideal World Right Now
Post by: ollyboro on March 16, 2020, 12:44:49 AM
They're selling bog roll on ITV. Live.
Title: Re: Ideal World Right Now
Post by: ollyboro on March 16, 2020, 12:46:32 AM
Quote from: chveik on March 16, 2020, 12:44:15 AM
are they selling bidets?

Give them a chance. They haven't sold the toilet paper yet
Title: Re: Ideal World Right Now
Post by: shiftwork2 on March 16, 2020, 06:47:29 AM
Quote from: ollyboro on March 16, 2020, 12:44:49 AM
They're selling bog roll on ITV. Live.

Hippy wigs in Woolworths.