Cook'd and Bomb'd

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Title: Javid DISEASED
Post by: Shoulders?-Stomach! on July 17, 2021, 01:49:56 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-57872221

Now the Ayn Rand worshipping cunt who is sentencing thousands to die has tested positive himself. Good luck fetching your lung from the teeth of the slush puppy machine, cunt.

Is this part of the plan, BlodwynPig?
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: bgmnts on July 17, 2021, 01:55:21 PM
Mild symptoms, if this is even real.

Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: GoblinAhFuckScary on July 17, 2021, 01:58:40 PM
ded suun
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: buttgammon on July 17, 2021, 02:21:17 PM
Surely he's going to live up to his Randian principles and accept responsibility for contracting an infectious disease like a feckless prole, right?
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: Zetetic on July 17, 2021, 02:31:39 PM
Misuse of LFT, given implication that he'd be out and about, spitting right and left, if it'd come out negative.
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: JamesTC on July 17, 2021, 02:35:21 PM
Man of the people!
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: Kankurette on July 17, 2021, 02:35:48 PM
Sadly not dead soon.
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: Petey Pate on July 17, 2021, 02:38:28 PM
Sajid Javid, more like Sajid Covid!
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: Sebastian Cobb on July 17, 2021, 02:45:12 PM
Feel sorry for them cunts in Bromsgrove, first Julie Kirkbride and now this, out of the frying pan etc.

It is a true blue stronghold so they probs deserve it on some level.
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: Shoulders?-Stomach! on July 17, 2021, 02:45:20 PM
Sajid Javid, more like Sajid Covid!

Sad-dead Jabvid
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: Sebastian Cobb on July 17, 2021, 02:54:16 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/FQTIQJH.png)
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: Shoulders?-Stomach! on July 17, 2021, 02:59:53 PM
Ugh... He did the Boris double thumbs up.

BLODWYNPIG, BLODWYNPIG YOU NEED TO SORT THIS SHIT OUT NOW

(https://decider.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/bruges2.png?w=680&h=450)
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: FerriswheelBueller on July 17, 2021, 03:00:39 PM
Leading from the front. Imagine the chaos if Corbyn was in charge.
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: jobotic on July 17, 2021, 03:07:59 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/FQTIQJH.png)

Who cares about that? Those people are vulnerable or they're low paid workers.

The main thing is the Javid is feeling okay and if those people are worried maybe they should try being Randian supermen instead of complaining.
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: Fambo Number Mive on July 17, 2021, 03:08:25 PM
Quote
@PoliticsForAll

PFA EXCLUSIVE: Sajid Javid had a meeting with Rishi Sunak and Boris Johnson on social care very recently, suggesting Rishi Sunak too may be pinged - PFA Sources

I suppose this positive test makes it easier for Javid to avoid media questions for the next ten days.
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: Huxleys Babkins on July 17, 2021, 03:11:52 PM
Imagine if he died though.
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: Dr Rock on July 17, 2021, 03:59:57 PM
Hasn't he had his two jabs?
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: GoblinAhFuckScary on July 17, 2021, 04:16:46 PM
cooked and bombed is just a bunch of nasty fucking sneery middle class labour remainer voters big man javid is doing just look just fine you should be ashamed of yourselfs for wishing harm on a human bean

(https://i.imgur.com/7Xg4Oqz.png)
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: Shoulders?-Stomach! on July 17, 2021, 04:57:50 PM
Hasn't he had his two jabs?

No that was John Prescott
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: FerriswheelBueller on July 17, 2021, 04:59:21 PM
No that was John Prescott

Very good
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: George Oscar Bluth II on July 17, 2021, 04:59:52 PM
Finally, a politician who is true to his principles
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: Cloud on July 17, 2021, 06:06:50 PM
As much as I'd normally hope he dies, considering he's double jabbed that would have terrible implications for the rest of us.

I hope he has a particularly miserable time with it though
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: BlodwynPig on July 17, 2021, 06:13:05 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-57872221

Now the Ayn Rand worshipping cunt who is sentencing thousands to die has tested positive himself. Good luck fetching your lung from the teeth of the slush puppy machine, cunt.

Is this part of the plan, BlodwynPig?

There is an SLT away day soon, but as of yet, not touched the man.
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: Milo on July 17, 2021, 06:33:03 PM
Does this imply quite a lot of the senior figures in the government are going to have to isolate for ten days or is that not the rule any more?
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: Shoulders?-Stomach! on July 17, 2021, 08:05:09 PM
Bet the house that Javid puts his penis in a human before the 'isolating' is up. Classic 'Shagger Javid'. Epic Javid.

Legend Javid.
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: jobotic on July 17, 2021, 08:10:46 PM
As much as I'd normally hope he dies, considering he's double jabbed that would have terrible implications for the rest of us.

I hope he has a particularly miserable time with it though

Quite.

I hope he's perfectly alright but after ten days he trips over his shoelace and ends up head first in a cement mixer
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: bgmnts on July 17, 2021, 08:36:46 PM
Anyone wishing these fucking horrid cunts well considering what they do to humanity as a whole is a mega cuck.
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: stonkers on July 17, 2021, 08:55:56 PM
Cuck'd and Bomb'd more like!!!
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: Egyptian Feast on July 17, 2021, 10:35:17 PM
Quite.

I hope he's perfectly alright but after ten days he trips over his shoelace and ends up head first in a cement mixer

I hope there is actually a Hell and he seeks out Maggie and Ayn when he gets there, but they're absolutely horrible to him and leave him in tears, then he finds out he has to do a 12 year shift eating big steaming piles of Nazi jobbies.
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: BlodwynPig on July 17, 2021, 10:48:45 PM
12 million year shift and he never becomes accustomed to it
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: Pinball on July 17, 2021, 11:22:29 PM
I'm sure the 'vid's medical and scientific training will see him through.
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: Egyptian Feast on July 17, 2021, 11:47:42 PM
12 million year shift and he never becomes accustomed to it

If anything, the stench and the taste gets worse.

I would have him doing other tasks to break the monotony though, such as testing useless products I just made up like urethra dynamite or expanding suppositories. Maybe toss in a few millenia dancing barefoot on bits of Lego and plug prongs here and there to keep him from getting acclimated to Nazi plops.

I don't believe in Hell, but I have found it comforting over the past decade to imagine righteous punishments for the likes of this Rand-fancying prick and his mates whenever they've been acting the cunt, which is pretty much every day. Perhaps I should have taken all that believing in God stuff seriously when I was younger. I might be less despondent if I thought there was ever even the slightest chance Kelvin MacKenzie would one day be snacking on Boeing sized floaters from a vat of molten fox slurry or that Virgin Media would build their subterranean headquarters in a giant sized Rupert Murdoch's anus and make a hames of the job like they always do.
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: idunnosomename on July 18, 2021, 12:24:39 AM
hope a massive statue of an intellectual superman falls on this cunt and crushes him to death
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: Norton Canes on July 18, 2021, 11:43:02 AM
Johnson and Sunak to isolate after "one rule for them" outcry.

It often feels like they're running the ultimate Socialist government. They decide to do something, then there's a massive uproar, so they end up bending to the will of the electorate.
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: Norton Canes on July 18, 2021, 11:54:42 AM
</satire>
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: imitationleather on July 18, 2021, 11:56:54 AM
Fucker's probably hoping he dies so he can spend eternity sucking Ayn Rand's cock in Hell.
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: Huxleys Babkins on July 18, 2021, 11:59:30 AM
“You wouldn’t know about this pilot scheme we’re part of, she goes to another school.”
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: Alberon on July 18, 2021, 01:38:45 PM
Johnson and Sunak to isolate after "one rule for them" outcry.

It often feels like they're running the ultimate Socialist government. They decide to do something, then there's a massive uproar, so they end up bending to the will of the electorate.

How dumb and/or arrogant do you have to be not to realise how it’d look not to isolate when everyone else has to?
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: Huxleys Babkins on July 18, 2021, 01:46:43 PM
How dumb and/or arrogant do you have to be not to realise how it’d look not to isolate when everyone else has to?

I can only presume they were hoping to open up Twitter to find everyone clamouring to do the same so they could abandon contact isolation entirely.
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: Fambo Number Mive on July 18, 2021, 01:48:27 PM
I wonder if they did it so people will say "Well if Boris and Sunak didn't isolate I won't" and then more people get the disease. Then they turned to save some face as the seed had already been planted in people's minds.
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: Fambo Number Mive on July 18, 2021, 03:39:49 PM

Quote
However, former Prime Minister Tony Blair said: "I don't want the prime minister of the country to be in isolation at the moment. I need him, you know, at his desk doing his job."

He said it was reasonable for Mr Johnson not to self-isolate, given his immunity thanks to vaccination and a previous infection, and the fact that he was being tested. "The point is to do this for everyone," he said.

Wanker
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: jobotic on July 18, 2021, 05:34:43 PM
Now every Blairite has to back Johnson. Like they always do.
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: Fambo Number Mive on July 18, 2021, 05:44:16 PM
I know it's not even in the top 50 worst things about Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson but his "mess up his hair before talking with the public" act is wearing thin:

https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/1416764592043315204

Does look like he rubbed his hair with a towel before recording this video. Or shoved his head up someone's arse.
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: Huxleys Babkins on July 18, 2021, 06:00:33 PM
Guaranteed he’s naked from the waist down too.
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: BlodwynPig on July 18, 2021, 06:49:03 PM
Wanker

Mindless as well. Mr. Blair - senior epidemiologist and public health expert advises...
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: BlodwynPig on July 18, 2021, 06:49:54 PM
Words that now go in "annoying" bracket: pinged.
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: jobotic on July 18, 2021, 09:14:29 PM
In my little circle pinged means fucked. As in sexed up or drunk


So it's all quite alarming.
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: Cloud on July 18, 2021, 09:22:40 PM
My mate has always used it to mean "caught / accosted".  Generally when he's trying to avoid getting "pinged" by someone checking tickets, or walking through a city trying to avoid getting "pinged" by chuggers and beggars etc.  Comes from playing Metal Gear a lot I think.

I always found it a sort of charming usage of the word but now I'd be glad to never hear the word again!
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: BlodwynPig on July 18, 2021, 09:23:40 PM
My mate has always used it to mean "caught / accosted".  Generally when he's trying to avoid getting "pinged" by someone checking tickets, or walking through a city trying to avoid getting "pinged" by chuggers and beggars etc.  Comes from playing Metal Gear a lot I think.

I always found it a sort of charming usage of the word but now I'd be glad to never hear the word again!

I pinged u.
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: Cloud on July 18, 2021, 09:27:07 PM
I pinged u.

Pingu?  No that's what the app does in Japan
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: SpiderChrist on July 19, 2021, 07:22:52 AM
Spiderchrist Jnr advises me that "getting pinged" is something to do with smoking ecstasy pipes.
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: Fambo Number Mive on July 21, 2021, 12:01:10 PM
Johnson "answering" (he never answers questions properly, just deflects them with cheap attacks which the Speaker doesn't seem to mind) questions remotely today at Prime Ministers' Questions.
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: Fambo Number Mive on July 25, 2021, 12:08:43 PM
Fucker's apologised for his "cower" comment, but it's done its job by further undermining people's compliance with COVID measures. He knew exactly what he was doing when he made that comment, and he can now apologise so all the government defenders can shout "BUT HE APOLOGISED LEAVE HIM ALONE".

Absolute disgrace.
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: mothman on July 25, 2021, 12:30:25 PM
It’s like in those courtroom dramas where the slimy (or canny, depending on which dude they’re on) lawyer asks a sneaky question then Withdraws it even before their opponent has time to Object. The jury all heard it though. And so too did the Tories’ loyal antivaxxer base.
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: JamesTC on July 25, 2021, 03:23:16 PM
Quote from: BBC
Cower is defined by the Cambridge Dictionary as meaning to bend down or move backward with your head down because you are frightened.

Thanks BBC.
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: BlodwynPig on July 25, 2021, 04:44:13 PM
Thanks BBC.

No?! you are fucking kidding me...you have to be fucking kidding me. WHY DIDN'T YOU FUCKS LISTEN TO ME! THE BBC IS FUCKING SCUM.
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: George Oscar Bluth II on July 25, 2021, 04:48:45 PM
The man is an utter fucking cunt. Can't believe we're at a place where we miss Matt cunting Hancock who at least acknowledged that getting covid was bad and so on.
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: Fambo Number Mive on July 25, 2021, 05:09:27 PM
Javid is pandering to the COVID-denier/antivax crowd. The kind of crowd who compare NHS doctors and nurses saving lives to Nazis.

What is concerning is the number of people on Twitter who agree with his "cowering" tweet.
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: Kankurette on July 25, 2021, 06:15:12 PM
You mean the same people who protested outside his office when he had COVID?
Title: Re: Javid DISEASED
Post by: George Oscar Bluth II on July 26, 2021, 02:44:25 PM
Javid is pandering to the COVID-denier/antivax crowd. The kind of crowd who compare NHS doctors and nurses saving lives to Nazis.

What is concerning is the number of people on Twitter who agree with his "cowering" tweet.

When the time comes to replace Johnson, Javid knows who the Tory membership is and what they want to be told.