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Title: If we subtract the microplastics from shiftwork2's body now, he will die
Post by: Replies From View on August 31, 2021, 11:28:22 AM
ALERT:  please do not i repeat not substract any microplastics from shiftwork2's body.  they have combined with his organs, hijacked his tendency towards symbiosis and forged a co-dependency scenario which means he now needs these microplastics inside him, leeching all their toxicity around the place


i repeat:  DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES ATTEMPT TO SUBTRACT ANY MICROPLASTICS FROM SHIFTWORK2'S BODILY ORGANISM.  DOING SO WILL RESULT IN HIS IMMEDIATE SACRIFICE (DEATH)

YOU HAVE BEEN INFORMED/ALERTED

Title: Re: If we subtract the microplastics from shiftwork2's body now, he will die
Post by: shiftwork2 on August 31, 2021, 12:43:53 PM
Nah crack on, arsed
Title: Re: If we subtract the microplastics from shiftwork2's body now, he will die
Post by: Replies From View on August 31, 2021, 01:09:30 PM
ok guys he wants them removed.  someone just needs to do the formality




subtract microplastics from shiftwork2's body?

Y/N
Title: Re: If we subtract the microplastics from shiftwork2's body now, he will die
Post by: Replies From View on August 31, 2021, 02:04:55 PM
subtract microplastics from shiftwork2's body?

Y/N
Title: Re: If we subtract the microplastics from shiftwork2's body now, he will die
Post by: Replies From View on August 31, 2021, 02:05:31 PM
somebody just needs to perform the formality there ^
Title: Re: If we subtract the microplastics from shiftwork2's body now, he will die
Post by: Replies From View on August 31, 2021, 02:15:41 PM
subtract microplastics from shiftwork2's body?

Y/N
Title: Re: If we subtract the microplastics from shiftwork2's body now, he will die
Post by: Fishfinger on September 01, 2021, 05:23:38 PM
On the fence about this one, frankly.
Title: Re: If we subtract the microplastics from shiftwork2's body now, he will die
Post by: Lemming on September 01, 2021, 05:40:04 PM
Another angle not being considered, as usual - sperm. Due to the effects of the microplastics, his sperm count is now at zero, but still falling. This will soon produce a negative sperm count, which means that others around him will begin to lose sperm. Their sperm counts will become negative too, leading to a chain reaction that could result in an extinction level event and the end of humanity if we don't act now.

On balance, I vote to leave the microplastics in.
Title: Re: If we subtract the microplastics from shiftwork2's body now, he will die
Post by: chveik on September 01, 2021, 06:22:03 PM
Y

get shiftwork done
Title: Re: If we subtract the microplastics from shiftwork2's body now, he will die
Post by: Replies From View on September 01, 2021, 07:08:00 PM
Y INITIATED



PLEASE WAIT
Title: Re: If we subtract the microplastics from shiftwork2's body now, he will die
Post by: Fishfinger on September 12, 2021, 05:02:02 PM
Quote from: chveik on September 01, 2021, 06:22:03 PM
get shiftwork done

Quote from: Replies From View on September 01, 2021, 07:08:00 PM
Y INITIATED



PLEASE WAIT

I think almost everyone wants to know what's happening with this.
Title: Re: If we subtract the microplastics from shiftwork2's body now, he will die
Post by: Replies From View on September 12, 2021, 06:59:16 PM
PLEASE WAIT
Title: Re: If we subtract the microplastics from shiftwork2's body now, he will die
Post by: shiftwork2 on September 12, 2021, 09:51:14 PM
GERRROFF ME!!!
Title: Re: If we subtract the microplastics from shiftwork2's body now, he will die
Post by: Replies From View on September 12, 2021, 10:01:22 PM
HOLD STILL PLEASE