Cook'd and Bomb'd
Forums => H.S. Art => Topic started by: Replies From View on August 31, 2021, 11:28:22 AM
ALERT: please do not i repeat not substract any microplastics from shiftwork2's body. they have combined with his organs, hijacked his tendency towards symbiosis and forged a co-dependency scenario which means he now needs these microplastics inside him, leeching all their toxicity around the place
i repeat: DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES ATTEMPT TO SUBTRACT ANY MICROPLASTICS FROM SHIFTWORK2'S BODILY ORGANISM. DOING SO WILL RESULT IN HIS IMMEDIATE SACRIFICE (DEATH)
YOU HAVE BEEN INFORMED/ALERTED
Nah crack on, arsed
ok guys he wants them removed. someone just needs to do the formality
subtract microplastics from shiftwork2's body?
Y/N
subtract microplastics from shiftwork2's body?
Y/N
somebody just needs to perform the formality there ^
subtract microplastics from shiftwork2's body?
Y/N
On the fence about this one, frankly.
Another angle not being considered, as usual - sperm. Due to the effects of the microplastics, his sperm count is now at zero, but still falling. This will soon produce a negative sperm count, which means that others around him will begin to lose sperm. Their sperm counts will become negative too, leading to a chain reaction that could result in an extinction level event and the end of humanity if we don't act now.
On balance, I vote to leave the microplastics in.
Y
get shiftwork done
Y INITIATED
PLEASE WAIT
PLEASE WAIT
GERRROFF ME!!!
HOLD STILL PLEASE