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Title: FUCKING HELL PIKE
Post by: Shoulders?-Stomach! on September 02, 2021, 10:21:54 PM
DIDN'T WE ALREADY WARN YOU PIKE

FUCKING HELL

FUCKING HELL
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Post by: Replies From View on September 02, 2021, 11:15:57 PM
fuckin hell pike, stop rubbing your cock on lady penelope's strings, you aren't her driver
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Post by: GMTV on September 04, 2021, 01:51:45 AM
TELL THEM EVERYTHING PIKE
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Post by: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on September 04, 2021, 02:06:29 AM
He doesn't like it up him!
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Post by: Replies From View on September 04, 2021, 07:39:56 AM
Let him set his own boundaries you men
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Post by: Replies From View on September 04, 2021, 07:40:37 AM
PIKE YOU ABSOLUTE CRETIN
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Post by: kalowski on September 04, 2021, 07:44:16 AM
The world does not stop and start at your convenience you miserable piece of shit, Pike.
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Post by: Replies From View on September 04, 2021, 08:11:15 AM
PIKE YOU PRIMITIVE SPARTAN.  WHY DO YOU ASSUME YOU WILL NEED A SPARE CHANGE OF CLOTHES
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Post by: kalowski on September 04, 2021, 08:24:46 AM
Pike! Pike! Pike! Pike! Pike! Pike! Pike! Pike! Pike!
Go fuck yourself.
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Post by: Shoulders?-Stomach! on September 04, 2021, 08:27:39 AM
THOU ART GROTTY, PIKE
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Post by: Replies From View on September 04, 2021, 08:31:54 AM
PIKE YOU GORMLESS EXPANSE OF TRAILING GUFF-DUST
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Post by: Fambo Number Mive on September 04, 2021, 10:41:52 AM
Five hundred press ups, Pike, while the rest of us continue to watch my lecture on Jerry.

Jones, Fraser, stop looking at Pike's arse going up and down.
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Post by: Replies From View on September 04, 2021, 12:54:32 PM
Pike do them without your arse going up and down.  Disgusting
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Post by: kalowski on September 04, 2021, 12:56:35 PM
Fucking hell, Pike. Your cock's hanging out if your pants. Do your pants up, man.
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Post by: Replies From View on September 04, 2021, 12:58:07 PM
Do up both your pants and trousers Pike, you unreformed child molester
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Post by: kalowski on September 04, 2021, 01:00:22 PM
Is that piss on your - Wait. That's cum. You've got cum on your pants!
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Post by: Replies From View on September 04, 2021, 01:02:10 PM
Keep your name to yourself Pike, nobody gives a scrunging fuck face about it.
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Post by: Fambo Number Mive on September 04, 2021, 01:07:27 PM
Pike, you are a total waste of sperm. Wilson should have worn a johnny each time he fucked your mum.

Give me twenty press ups Wilson, for being responsible for the birth of the worst human in Britain.
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Post by: frajer on September 04, 2021, 01:09:49 PM
Pike you filthy dilbert your scrotum is not regulation length SORT IT
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Post by: Replies From View on September 04, 2021, 01:12:35 PM
Pike -



ha not really, Pike.  Fuck off
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Post by: Replies From View on September 04, 2021, 01:13:06 PM
Pike.




ha, got you again, arse-o.  You wasted your energy turning your head to look at me
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Post by: idunnosomename on September 04, 2021, 01:13:25 PM
I love you Pike you beautiful boy
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Post by: Replies From View on September 04, 2021, 01:13:43 PM
Hey, Pike.  No really; I do want your attention this time



Fuck off Pike, yeah?






Hey Pike come here right -



Fuck off, right?
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Post by: Fambo Number Mive on September 04, 2021, 01:14:09 PM
Pike, I rubbed my bare arse with your scarf while we were changing. And I haven't wiped my arse for two weeks.
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Post by: Fambo Number Mive on September 04, 2021, 01:15:55 PM
Pike, I would love to ram this bayonet up your stupid arsehole, but apparently woke Britain won't allow me to.
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Post by: Replies From View on September 04, 2021, 01:16:15 PM
Hey Pike



Puke, more like
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Post by: frajer on September 04, 2021, 01:16:58 PM
Pike you square away that anus. Quicksmart lad don’t you know there’s a war on!
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Post by: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on September 04, 2021, 01:27:11 PM
Private Pike you had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your NECK! Stupid boy.
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Post by: Fambo Number Mive on September 04, 2021, 01:56:24 PM
Pike, tell me how nice my moustache is and tickle my nipples.
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Post by: Fambo Number Mive on September 04, 2021, 02:03:58 PM
Pike, you are the worst member of this platoon, and that includes the nonces.
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Post by: chveik on September 04, 2021, 02:21:14 PM
Pike you sick fuck garbage boy
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Post by: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on September 04, 2021, 02:38:54 PM
"Pike, put this potato in your mouth"

"It doesn't look much like a potato, Captain Mainwaring"

"It's a special potato Pike. Now put it in your mouth and be a good boy. Now pull the pin"

*BLAM*

"Stupid boy"
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Post by: frajer on September 04, 2021, 03:40:27 PM
Pike you rambunctious sack of arseholes, that was Adolf Hitler you just married.
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Post by: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on September 04, 2021, 03:49:46 PM
Pike, you have just lost World War Two!
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Post by: Fambo Number Mive on September 04, 2021, 03:58:40 PM
Pike, I've told the army recruiting officer you are actually 19 for a joke. You leave for the Western front tonight.
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Post by: frajer on September 04, 2021, 05:29:21 PM
Pike is this service revolver clean

Right down the barrel son.
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Post by: Fambo Number Mive on September 04, 2021, 05:48:14 PM
Pike, Mr Godfrey would like to use you as a toilet. And he's got a dicky tummy tonight.
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Post by: idunnosomename on September 04, 2021, 06:13:38 PM
Pike give my bottom a little kiss you beautiful boy
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Post by: Fambo Number Mive on September 04, 2021, 06:14:39 PM
Men, when I give the word, fix bayonets and charge Pike.
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Post by: frajer on September 04, 2021, 06:15:56 PM
Pike remember when I told you Granny Scroggins was a Nazi spy? Well it was a joke you lumpen turnip, you murdering her didn’t strengthen British defences one iota. Fuck’s sake boy.
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Post by: Mr Farenheit on September 04, 2021, 06:30:14 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/LFmGiQR.jpg)
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Post by: kalowski on September 04, 2021, 06:36:32 PM
Look at you, Pike. Pants all full of shit and grease all round your mouth. And you stink of...what is that? Eggs. It's eggs. You stink of eggs. You're a cunt.
Wilson, get this shit cleaned up.
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Post by: Fambo Number Mive on September 04, 2021, 06:39:14 PM
For someone called "Pike" you have a tiny, misshaped penis which smells worse than my wife's armpits. Hitler has a tiny, misshaped penis, Pike. Are you sure you aren't a German spy?
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Post by: Mr Farenheit on September 04, 2021, 06:43:15 PM
Good news, Pike. You're being transferred to Stalingrad.
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Post by: Fambo Number Mive on September 04, 2021, 06:50:45 PM
Do you think that's wise, sir?

No, it's that cunt Pike.
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Post by: frajer on September 04, 2021, 07:25:32 PM
Pike we’ve all discussed this and you really are a blithering knobhead, and your mother signed this sworn affidavit saying as much. Dismissed.
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Post by: Huxleys Babkins on September 04, 2021, 08:39:18 PM
The verger looks like someone mated a paedophile with a mole and he’s still somehow better than you, Pike.
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Post by: Huxleys Babkins on September 04, 2021, 08:41:05 PM
Just got off the phone with your mother, Pike. She’s decided she wants a post-natal abortion. I hope you like scalding hot coat hangers, boy, cos you’ll be shitting them out ‘til fucking Christmas
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Post by: Fambo Number Mive on September 04, 2021, 08:47:42 PM
Hello Mavis, how are you...yes, Frank really is awful, isn't he. Don't worry, we'll get him shipped off to a foxhole in Normandy and then we can go at it on the kitchen table each evening.
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Post by: frajer on September 04, 2021, 08:56:25 PM
Pike you thundering stack of arse, you conga line of ochre piss, you pubic louse dreaming it’s a man - pop down the corner shop and get us a bag of crisps yeah?
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Post by: kalowski on September 04, 2021, 10:29:59 PM
Stop looking at my tits, Pike.
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Post by: Shoulders?-Stomach! on September 04, 2021, 11:37:32 PM
PIKE YOU WANKER
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Post by: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on September 04, 2021, 11:44:45 PM
Pike, I have good news. The Germans have agreed to surrender, so long as you agree to submit to some of their tests. Say hello to Dr Mengele.
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Post by: Mr Farenheit on September 05, 2021, 03:58:21 AM
"Pike! Pike, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Pike, from the future. You know that new sound you're looking for?"
"No"
"Well, listen to this!"
"Don't like it"
"Fucking Hell, Pike"
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Post by: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on September 05, 2021, 04:06:41 AM
Watch us wreck the mic
Watch us wreck the mic
Watch us wreck the mic

Pike
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Post by: Mr Farenheit on September 05, 2021, 04:33:50 AM
"LAVENDAAAAAAAR!!! This food is cold. Some 'Dining Experience!' this is! You should have replaced the exclamation mark with a question mark if you ask me. Ha!"
"Sorry sir, won't happen again sir"
"You're pathetic. At least try and entertain us, if you can't feed us."
"Oh, 'oo left the spam in the anderson shelter? Doo-be-doo be doo dah, must be Uncle Arthur"
"BOOOOOOOO that's rubbish! You've clearly forgotten the words and your singing voice is dreadful!"
"W-We're all dooooomed"
"Stop stammering man! That's not even your catchphrase! Why is there no Fraser anyway, he was much better than you!"
"Its only me"
"That's it?? This is hardly what I expected."
"That's why the food's cold, I'm doing all the cooking by myself as well as keepin you entertained."
"You're hardly doing that!"
"Sorry"
"And it's not as if you have a lot of orders. I'm the only guest."
"Sorry"
"I've a good mind to ask for my money back"
"Please don't do that, I'll never cover my costs. I need to pay for this exhibition centre"
"Fucking Hell, Pike"
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Post by: frajer on September 05, 2021, 07:53:58 AM
Pike you’re on landmine licking duty today, we drew straws while you were in utero.
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Post by: Fambo Number Mive on September 06, 2021, 04:11:53 PM
Here we are men, the drinks. Ten pints of beer and for you, Pike, a glass of the landlord's most rancid piss.
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Post by: Fambo Number Mive on September 13, 2021, 03:11:33 PM
Pike, 4am run round Walmington on Sea wearing a Nazi uniform for you, if you get back alive you can clean Mr Godfrey's toenails.
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Post by: frajer on September 13, 2021, 03:27:44 PM
Pike eat this prototype gobstobber we've created which perfectly resembles a sea mine. It's just over there in the sea.