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Title: Buy Me a Coffee
Post by: popcorn on September 07, 2021, 10:00:31 PM
Buy a Coffee for popcorn

£3
Title: Re: Buy Me a Coffee
Post by: Replies From View on September 07, 2021, 10:03:05 PM
There you go mate:  a latte



no interest in asking you what kind of coffee you wanted, cheers!  Never spent £3 on it either
Title: Re: Buy Me a Coffee
Post by: Poobum on September 07, 2021, 10:48:23 PM
here's a frothy coffee, with extra froth cause my mouth is full of ulcers!
Title: Re: Buy Me a Coffee
Post by: Glebe on September 07, 2021, 10:49:30 PM
Here's 50p for a latte.
Title: Re: Buy Me a Coffee
Post by: shiftwork2 on September 07, 2021, 10:53:25 PM
How much is a funeral for popcorn oh it’s £0.01 yes please!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Buy Me a Coffee
Post by: pancreas on September 07, 2021, 11:04:28 PM
How much is a funeral for popcorn oh it’s £0.01 yes please!!!!!!!!

I would gladly pay this
Title: Re: Buy Me a Coffee
Post by: Glebe on September 07, 2021, 11:46:46 PM
He buy me a coffee
He buy me a coffee
And he tried to molest me in the parking lot
Yep yep yep!
Title: Re: Buy Me a Coffee
Post by: FerriswheelBueller on September 07, 2021, 11:51:34 PM
I would gladly pay this

I’d pay probably 10x that but only if I could personally confirm popcorn was dead.
Title: Re: Buy Me a Coffee
Post by: Glebe on September 07, 2021, 11:53:06 PM
I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a coffee today.
Title: Re: Buy Me a Coffee
Post by: FerriswheelBueller on September 07, 2021, 11:53:55 PM
A 16oz drip coffee costs me $2.80 so err why is this berk asking for nearly twice that?
Title: Re: Buy Me a Coffee
Post by: Barry Admin on September 08, 2021, 12:16:37 AM
3 quid is the default price on that site :-)

(And seems about right for a Tim Hortons over here, if my pre-lockdown memory serves me.)
Title: Re: Buy Me a Coffee
Post by: imitationleather on September 08, 2021, 12:48:03 AM
How much would it cost to euthanise popcorn? At the vet they price it based on weight so I reckon I might wait until he's done a few more of those mad workouts to save me a few quid.
Title: Re: Buy Me a Coffee
Post by: pancreas on September 08, 2021, 01:06:34 AM
i will do it for a monkey
Title: Re: Buy Me a Coffee
Post by: FerriswheelBueller on September 08, 2021, 01:15:40 AM
3 quid is the default price on that site :-)

(And seems about right for a Tim Hortons over here, if my pre-lockdown memory serves me.)

3 quid for a mug of joe? You want working on boy.
Title: Re: Buy Me a Coffee
Post by: idunnosomename on September 08, 2021, 11:56:17 AM
Blow my ass sky high
Title: Re: Buy Me a Coffee
Post by: Replies From View on September 08, 2021, 12:02:46 PM
Blow my ass sky high

It’s already fully inflated mate
Title: Re: Buy Me a Coffee
Post by: Huxleys Babkins on September 08, 2021, 12:15:02 PM
A 16oz drip coffee costs me $2.80

Why don't you just get one that you drink with your mouth?
Title: Re: Buy Me a Coffee
Post by: idunnosomename on September 08, 2021, 12:17:24 PM
It’s already fully inflated mate
not even my final form
Title: Re: Buy Me a Coffee
Post by: Paul Calf on September 08, 2021, 01:46:12 PM
Here's a flat white.

It's lukewarn because I had to wait for it to cool so it didn't burn my cock.
Title: Re: Buy Me a Coffee
Post by: FerriswheelBueller on September 08, 2021, 01:54:54 PM
Why don't you just get one that you drink with your mouth?

If you’re not consuming coffee one drip at a time directly into an orifice of your choice, you are massively missing out.
Title: Re: Buy Me a Coffee
Post by: Cuellar on September 08, 2021, 02:09:08 PM
How can I be sure you won't just spend this on coffee
Title: Re: Buy Me a Coffee
Post by: popcorn on September 09, 2021, 04:13:26 PM
£3
Title: Re: Buy Me a Coffee
Post by: popcorn on September 10, 2021, 08:51:01 PM
avoid fees and delays

£3
Title: Re: Buy Me a Coffee
Post by: idunnosomename on September 11, 2021, 10:57:53 AM
BUY YOUR OWN DAMN COFFEE, YA LOUSY BUM!
Title: Re: Buy Me a Coffee
Post by: Replies From View on September 11, 2021, 12:08:06 PM
COLON, IRRIGATE YOURSELF
Title: Re: Buy Me a Coffee
Post by: popcorn on September 11, 2021, 02:02:41 PM
Show your appreciation
Title: Re: Buy Me a Coffee
Post by: pancreas on September 11, 2021, 09:29:12 PM
Here, have this coffee on me. There's literally nothing wrong with it.
Title: Re: Buy Me a Coffee
Post by: Replies From View on September 12, 2021, 10:49:01 AM
hey popcorn do you like coffee with your mug of microwaved pubes, haha
Title: Re: Buy Me a Coffee
Post by: popcorn on September 12, 2021, 11:33:00 AM
blurgh horrid!

£3
Title: Re: Buy Me a Coffee
Post by: Replies From View on September 12, 2021, 11:44:49 AM
hey popcorn cop a load of this



enter it into your mouth
Title: Re: Buy Me a Coffee
Post by: popcorn on September 12, 2021, 12:03:12 PM
really don't like it sorry. not for me.
Title: Re: Buy Me a Coffee
Post by: Replies From View on September 12, 2021, 12:45:18 PM
that was a cup of barely warmed-up piss, ha
Title: Re: Buy Me a Coffee
Post by: Replies From View on September 12, 2021, 12:46:55 PM
and that’s not it