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Title: Robot War except you must place your penis in Shunt
Post by: touchingcloth on September 13, 2021, 11:49:27 PM
Let’s fucking robots
Til our knobs are sore
We’re shunting Matilda
On Robot War

ACTIVATE
Title: Re: Robot War except you must place your penis in Shunt
Post by: JaDanketies on September 13, 2021, 11:59:35 PM
a present for matilda


I always wanted to shag Matilda

stroke that pneumatic tail

pull towards her, tense, a gasp

gently stroke the gap between her chainsaw and her rear armour, a brief, sensuous, gravelly roar, she degloves my hand

My cock gently strokes the same heavenly gap

another momentary purr

all the skin from my penis has been removed up to my pubic mound

a red raw wound, my foreskin tangled up in Matilda's chainsaw chains

my willy skin a drapery

half a labia on my Matilda

my phimosis is cured

Title: Re: Robot War except you must place your penis in Shunt
Post by: Glebe on September 14, 2021, 12:51:42 AM
We are afraid we have had to pull this episode due to complaints here's the Little & Large 1980 Christmas Special instead.
Title: Re: Robot War except you must place your penis in Shunt
Post by: ImmaculateClump on September 14, 2021, 12:10:34 PM
Gah! Angrily shagging my bread bin now.
This isn't over!
Syyyyyd! I'm coming for youuuuu!
Title: Re: Robot War except you must place your penis in Shunt
Post by: Huxleys Babkins on September 14, 2021, 12:19:14 PM
Scanlon in a boilersuit, eyeing me coquettishly. Sorry Angie, I've only eyes for one.

(https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/robotwars/images/7/7f/Noel_Sharkey.JPG)
Title: Re: Robot War except you must place your penis in Shunt
Post by: Huxleys Babkins on September 14, 2021, 12:19:52 PM
Scanlon in a boilersuit

Also, The Smiths consider rewrite.
Title: Re: Robot War except you must place your penis in Shunt
Post by: idunnosomename on September 14, 2021, 12:46:52 PM
Sir Cum-a-Lot in the CPZ (cum patrol zone)