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Title: You know what they always say about bumming a horse
Post by: Replies From View on September 15, 2021, 12:21:08 PM
Espy a horse
Bum it up
All that day
You'll have bummed a horse
Title: Re: You know what they always say about bumming a horse
Post by: Mr Trumpet on September 15, 2021, 12:25:55 PM
And the day after too
Title: Re: You know what they always say about bumming a horse
Post by: Replies From View on September 15, 2021, 02:06:22 PM
It wears off after a time, though.  Maybe two or three days later you will no longer have bummed a horse so replenishment will be needed.



a "booster" bum, if you will
Title: Re: You know what they always say about bumming a horse
Post by: Mr Trumpet on September 15, 2021, 02:42:20 PM
The horse has to forgive you first
Title: Re: You know what they always say about bumming a horse
Post by: Replies From View on September 15, 2021, 03:30:54 PM
Sometimes I like to apply fleshy human-style buttocks to the horse to give it an air of pre-bumming grace and allure
Title: Re: You know what they always say about bumming a horse
Post by: Replies From View on September 15, 2021, 03:32:24 PM
I say "sometimes" - I mean "every time so far"
Title: Re: You know what they always say about bumming a horse
Post by: popcorn on September 16, 2021, 12:50:43 PM
Don't bum a gift horse in the mouth
Title: Re: You know what they always say about bumming a horse
Post by: Glebe on September 16, 2021, 01:01:29 PM
No thanks, I don't 'bum' the horse.
Title: Re: You know what they always say about bumming a horse
Post by: popcorn on September 16, 2021, 01:07:44 PM
You do bum the horse.
Title: Re: You know what they always say about bumming a horse
Post by: Glebe on September 16, 2021, 01:10:40 PM
Quote from: popcorn on September 16, 2021, 01:07:44 PMYou do bum the horse.

Peeping Tom popcorn at it again! I'll have to close the curtains next time! Mind you, it was a bugger getting that stallion up four flights of stairs!
Title: Re: You know what they always say about bumming a horse
Post by: popcorn on September 16, 2021, 01:12:39 PM
I was bluffing.... well done mate.
Title: Re: You know what they always say about bumming a horse
Post by: Replies From View on September 16, 2021, 02:04:51 PM
Quote from: popcorn on September 16, 2021, 12:50:43 PM
Don't bum a gift horse in the mouth

It's "don't look a bum horse in the mouth... look it in the bum, and then bum it where the bum is (its bum)"



and "beware greek horses baring their bums, and then bum them right up where the sun don't shine (the bum area)"



and "if you ever find a horse that thinks the sun shines out of its bum, then bum it (bum)"
Title: Re: You know what they always say about bumming a horse
Post by: Glebe on September 16, 2021, 02:08:23 PM
Never look a gift bum in a horse's bumface.
Title: Re: You know what they always say about bumming a horse
Post by: Replies From View on September 16, 2021, 02:11:29 PM
Quote from: Glebe on September 16, 2021, 02:08:23 PM
Never look a gift bum in a horse's bumface.

true but you just wouldn't anyway.  proverbs are for things that people actually need to be reminded about
Title: Re: You know what they always say about bumming a horse
Post by: popcorn on September 16, 2021, 02:26:23 PM
You can bum a horse to water but you can't make it bum
Title: Re: You know what they always say about bumming a horse
Post by: Replies From View on September 16, 2021, 03:47:52 PM
Quote from: popcorn on September 16, 2021, 02:26:23 PM
You can bum a horse to water but you can't make it bum

exactly


also, depending on the translation:  you can lead a horse to bumming but you cannot bum its bum


although that one is known to be false because you certainly can bum a horse's bum
Title: Re: You know what they always say about bumming a horse
Post by: popcorn on September 16, 2021, 03:53:54 PM
You can bum a horse to water but you can't make its bum
Title: Re: You know what they always say about bumming a horse
Post by: Replies From View on September 16, 2021, 03:56:15 PM
you can recalibrate a horse's bumming credentials but you must respect its boundaries if it still rejects being bummed
Title: Re: You know what they always say about bumming a horse
Post by: Glebe on September 16, 2021, 09:12:18 PM
Now popcorn has scrawled expletives on the horse's bum.
Title: Re: You know what they always say about bumming a horse
Post by: hamfist on September 16, 2021, 11:40:20 PM
some days you bum the horse

some days the horse bums you
Title: Re: You know what they always say about bumming a horse
Post by: Replies From View on September 17, 2021, 08:13:03 AM
Quote from: hamfist on September 16, 2021, 11:40:20 PM
some days you bum the horse

some days the horse bums you

Yes, and the truth...


....the real truth...





....lies somewhere in the middle.


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Goodnight.