Espy a horse
Bum it up
All that day
You'll have bummed a horse
And the day after too
It wears off after a time, though. Maybe two or three days later you will no longer have bummed a horse so replenishment will be needed.
a "booster" bum, if you will
The horse has to forgive you first
Sometimes I like to apply fleshy human-style buttocks to the horse to give it an air of pre-bumming grace and allure
I say "sometimes" - I mean "every time so far"
Don't bum a gift horse in the mouth
No thanks, I don't 'bum' the horse.
You do bum the horse.
Quote from: popcorn on September 16, 2021, 01:07:44 PMYou do bum the horse.
Peeping Tom popcorn at it again! I'll have to close the curtains next time! Mind you, it was a bugger getting that stallion up four flights of stairs!
I was bluffing.... well done mate.
Quote from: popcorn on September 16, 2021, 12:50:43 PM
Don't bum a gift horse in the mouth
It's "don't look a bum horse in the mouth... look it in the bum, and then bum it where the bum is (its bum)"
and "beware greek horses baring their bums, and then bum them right up where the sun don't shine (the bum area)"
and "if you ever find a horse that thinks the sun shines out of its bum, then bum it (bum)"
Never look a gift bum in a horse's bumface.
Quote from: Glebe on September 16, 2021, 02:08:23 PM
Never look a gift bum in a horse's bumface.
true but you just wouldn't anyway. proverbs are for things that people actually need to be reminded about
You can bum a horse to water but you can't make it bum
Quote from: popcorn on September 16, 2021, 02:26:23 PM
You can bum a horse to water but you can't make it bum
exactly
also, depending on the translation: you can lead a horse to bumming but you cannot bum its bum
although that one is known to be false because you certainly
can bum a horse's bum
You can bum a horse to water but you can't make its bum
you can recalibrate a horse's bumming credentials but you must respect its boundaries if it still rejects being bummed
Now popcorn has scrawled expletives on the horse's bum.
some days you bum the horse
some days the horse bums you
Quote from: hamfist on September 16, 2021, 11:40:20 PM
some days you bum the horse
some days the horse bums you
Yes, and the truth...
....the
real truth...
....lies somewhere in the middle.
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Goodnight.