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Forums => H.S. Art => Topic started by: touchingcloth on September 15, 2021, 01:37:27 PM

Title: Let’s buy Barry a coffee
Post by: touchingcloth on September 15, 2021, 01:37:27 PM
But shit in it first. He’ll never know!!
Title: Re: Let’s buy Barry a coffee
Post by: pancreas on September 15, 2021, 01:55:40 PM
We'd need a fairly neutral shit in that case, or he might notice.

Mine is no good: it is redolent of rare thai herbs, duck fat and truffles.

Replies' shit is no good either, since he eats all of my shit.
Title: Re: Let’s buy Barry a coffee
Post by: madhair60 on September 15, 2021, 02:03:46 PM
my shit is entirely coffee so i'd like to put myself forward as a candidate
Title: Re: Let’s buy Barry a coffee
Post by: Cuellar on September 15, 2021, 02:11:31 PM
Civet.

You'd have to!!!
Title: Re: Let’s buy Barry a coffee
Post by: touchingcloth on September 15, 2021, 02:16:13 PM
We'd need a fairly neutral shit in that case, or he might notice.

Mine is no good: it is redolent of rare thai herbs, duck fat and truffles.

Replies' shit is no good either, since he eats all of my shit.

Nah, the man is an absolute flavourdunce and gets hard at the thought of freebies. You know how Augustus Gloop gets all excited and immediately starts truffling away through Wonka’s chocolate swamp? It’d be like that, except we’d know it was SHIT around his lips. He’s just wiping his mouth and going “ahhhh” and we all go “did someone just open their legs? Who just opened their legs?”
Title: Re: Let’s buy Barry a coffee
Post by: Replies From View on September 15, 2021, 02:21:38 PM
Just to clarify:  he’s talking about Barry Admin there, rather than the most recent person mentioned in the post he’s replying to
Title: Re: Let’s buy Barry a coffee
Post by: pancreas on September 15, 2021, 02:58:51 PM
Nah, the man is an absolute flavourdunce and gets hard at the thought of freebies. You know how Augustus Gloop gets all excited and immediately starts truffling away through Wonka’s chocolate swamp? It’d be like that, except we’d know it was SHIT around his lips. He’s just wiping his mouth and going “ahhhh” and we all go “did someone just open their legs? Who just opened their legs?”

Alright, cloth, I accept your reasoning. To optimise our hilarity, we should use whichever poster Barry hates the most. I propose Shoulders. We will therefore need a portion of Shoulders' turds.

Shoulders! Do you offer a turd willingly? Or do we get it by other means, even if it must be burglary?
Title: Re: Let’s buy Barry a coffee
Post by: pancreas on September 15, 2021, 03:24:12 PM
Also, can I suggest we make this thing with a Gaggia, or what have you? I think a little latte art would really make the whole thing pop.
Title: Re: Let’s buy Barry a coffee
Post by: touchingcloth on September 15, 2021, 03:26:59 PM
More like latte shart.
Title: Re: Let’s buy Barry a coffee
Post by: pancreas on September 15, 2021, 03:42:06 PM
YES!
Title: Re: Let’s buy Barry a coffee
Post by: Chollis on September 15, 2021, 07:02:20 PM
Barry, this coffee tastes like shit!
Title: Re: Let’s buy Barry a coffee
Post by: Replies From View on September 15, 2021, 08:06:45 PM
I feel like calling him a name that isn’t Barry to be honest
Title: Re: Let’s buy Barry a coffee
Post by: pancreas on September 15, 2021, 11:02:09 PM
Shania Twain?
Title: Re: Let’s buy Barry a coffee
Post by: touchingcloth on September 15, 2021, 11:25:00 PM
He doesn’t even read HS Art, we could just call him fannychops and he wouldn’t have a clue.
Title: Re: Let’s buy Barry a coffee
Post by: Replies From View on September 15, 2021, 11:26:20 PM
Barranca Dwayne



or nerdy verrucas
Title: Re: Let’s buy Barry a coffee
Post by: FerriswheelBueller on September 15, 2021, 11:41:55 PM
I have one of those filter machine things that makes coffee in a glass pot like you see in films about Americans. For the right price, I would be willing to loan that out for this.

Day rates to be negotiated after, price does not include cleaning fees.