Cook'd and Bomb'd
Forums => H.S. Art => Topic started by: touchingcloth on September 15, 2021, 01:37:27 PM
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But shit in it first. He’ll never know!!
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We'd need a fairly neutral shit in that case, or he might notice.
Mine is no good: it is redolent of rare thai herbs, duck fat and truffles.
Replies' shit is no good either, since he eats all of my shit.
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my shit is entirely coffee so i'd like to put myself forward as a candidate
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Civet.
You'd have to!!!
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We'd need a fairly neutral shit in that case, or he might notice.
Mine is no good: it is redolent of rare thai herbs, duck fat and truffles.
Replies' shit is no good either, since he eats all of my shit.
Nah, the man is an absolute flavourdunce and gets hard at the thought of freebies. You know how Augustus Gloop gets all excited and immediately starts truffling away through Wonka’s chocolate swamp? It’d be like that, except we’d know it was SHIT around his lips. He’s just wiping his mouth and going “ahhhh” and we all go “did someone just open their legs? Who just opened their legs?”
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Just to clarify: he’s talking about Barry Admin there, rather than the most recent person mentioned in the post he’s replying to
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Nah, the man is an absolute flavourdunce and gets hard at the thought of freebies. You know how Augustus Gloop gets all excited and immediately starts truffling away through Wonka’s chocolate swamp? It’d be like that, except we’d know it was SHIT around his lips. He’s just wiping his mouth and going “ahhhh” and we all go “did someone just open their legs? Who just opened their legs?”
Alright, cloth, I accept your reasoning. To optimise our hilarity, we should use whichever poster Barry hates the most. I propose Shoulders. We will therefore need a portion of Shoulders' turds.
Shoulders! Do you offer a turd willingly? Or do we get it by other means, even if it must be burglary?
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Also, can I suggest we make this thing with a Gaggia, or what have you? I think a little latte art would really make the whole thing pop.
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More like latte shart.
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YES!
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Barry, this coffee tastes like shit!
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I feel like calling him a name that isn’t Barry to be honest
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Shania Twain?
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He doesn’t even read HS Art, we could just call him fannychops and he wouldn’t have a clue.
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Barranca Dwayne
or nerdy verrucas
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I have one of those filter machine things that makes coffee in a glass pot like you see in films about Americans. For the right price, I would be willing to loan that out for this.
Day rates to be negotiated after, price does not include cleaning fees.