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Started by who cares, September 02, 2021, 09:42:03 AM

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Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth

Quote from: Mobbd on September 20, 2021, 03:04:56 PM
Vince: Stay in your lane, you're veerin' of to the left.
Man: I've only got one arm!
Vince: Well, only use one leg then.
Also:
"No weeing in the pool!"
"I wasn't!"
"You're seven years old - you're bound to be."

gmoney

Also:

"I'll get my dad on you"
"You haven't got a dad"
"Yes I have"
"Not at home"

Twit 2

"She doesn't even like frogs!"

turnstyle

'And look where he buys his milk! Harrods!'

Sebastian Cobb


SteveDave

"Your medication is being reduced. You are allowed to wear a belt"

The Crumb

Love the cut back to the listless couple in one of their pointless exchanges.

'Already?'
'Yeah'
'I thought it was earlier'
'Nah'

Pink Gregory

The first time ever I saw your BOLLOCK

Ray Travez

A couple of bits I'd forgotten- the trucker poem. It's his enthusiasm coupled with their sheer boredom that makes it.

Also 'Mister Rodgers- no heeere!'

Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth

Quote from: Ray Travez on September 29, 2021, 09:24:04 AM
Also 'Mister Rodgers- no heeere!'
Did anyone else think that was Steve Pemberton's voice before the door opened?

buttgammon

Quote from: Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth on September 29, 2021, 12:11:04 PM
Did anyone else think that was Steve Pemberton's voice before the door opened?

Even though I've seen it multiple times before, yes!

jsgibble

"Use a big word, like metropolis"

Dr Syntax Head

Rewatching this now. I'm astounded by how brilliant every second of this is. So beautifully shot and way too funny. Best comedy I've ever seen no hyperbole

Dr Syntax Head

I keep telling everybody I know to watch this

"Dear Emlyn Hughes...busy?"

I love the economy of that as a put-down.


Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth

"What you doing with that plough, you twat?"

An understated bit of hilarity in the previous episode, with Errol standing around in his underwear at the launderette.

Stoneage Dinosaurs

Another thing that's struck me recently about the show is how sporadic the swearing is. There's not much in the way of f bombs but when there is one it's absolutely perfectly timed.

Errol: (whispering) that's a cushion.
Vince: IT'S A FUCKING HORSE! (sorry)

Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth

Perhaps they had to save them up for the airport episode.

Harry Badger

 
Quote from: Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth on October 05, 2021, 08:45:49 PM
"What you doing with that plough, you twat?"

An understated bit of hilarity in the previous episode, with Errol standing around in his underwear at the launderette.


Preceded by "I don't mind abuse, as long as it's accurate" - god knows how many times I've said that in real life.