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Starmer VIII: Labour will set you free

Started by pancreas, March 16, 2022, 08:54:56 AM

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Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: Key on April 05, 2022, 11:20:44 AMI don't think I can think if another actor who has such as mis-match between his onscreen persona and his real personality. Unhinged psycho hardman or King of the Melts?

he's not a melt centrist he's aggro-centrist

you telling me this guy couldn't kick off?

idunnosomename

Well that certainly doesnt reek of flags, moral certainty and antisemitism.

Paul Calf

Vincent Jones is an absolute darling.

Johnny Yesno

There's no hiding the fact that his hair is very much in the process of exiting his head.


jobotic

Steady on Keith!

QuoteStarmer told BBC Radio 5 Live the government had chosen to place the burden on people in employment, while protecting those who made income from renting out property and share dividends.

He said:

There are lots of landlords who've got many, many properties and they are not going to be paying a penny more in tax. Their tenants, who are going out to work, are going to be paying more in tax.

Paul Calf

That might be the most left-radical thing he's said since he won the leadership election and wiped his arse on the member pledges.

Buelligan

He's thinking about the May elections, I expect.  Anyone falling for it after "he wiped his arse on the member pledges", solemnly given in order to win the leadership election and then promptly bog papered, deserves him.


jobotic

Nah, he's got me convinced, and thousands others like me.

My "Kieth" days are over, and my Sir Kier days are beginning.

Today is the day I grow up.

We CAN do this.


Video Game Fan 2000

I'm an undecided voter somewhere on the liberal - socialist spectrum who earns between £30,000 and £100,000 PA and I HATE TAXATION

lipsink

#191
Quote from: Buelligan on April 05, 2022, 10:21:37 AMYeah, I just can't tolerate his self-satisfied stupid smirk though.  Because of what it cost us all, all those smug arseholes with their minicelebrity and their fucking dinner parties, cost us.

Same with JOB. I can't bear to even look at his stupid fucking cuntish face anymore. I used to hate-watch clips of him but honestly I just can't do it now, There was some video of him trending the other day that I had to skip past. Presumably, it's him listening to a desperate caller talking about rising energy prices.while he does his sad face, picking at his beard and doing deep breaths, saying "How did we get here?". ARRGGHHHHH...

Rizla

Quote from: idunnosomename on April 06, 2022, 01:23:13 PMJesus christ

https://twitter.com/UKLabour/status/1511674397169496064

Led by Led By Donkeys
pranks and punditry. that's the grown ups in charge. they should get johnny pie in as their communications guy

idunnosomename

Continuing to drag the name of the guy he worked with for years, going to go down really well for him in the end



God knows what the column by that absolute  shithead Jonathan Freedland is about

Buelligan

He's a dissembling slimy creep.  The one thing you can take from almost everything he's said and done is he doesn't really care about anything, just how it looks, how it can be used and who it can be used against.

We don't need any more leaders like that.

Johnny Yesno

Quote from: idunnosomename on April 07, 2022, 05:06:27 PMContinuing to drag the name of the guy he worked with for years, going to go down really well for him in the end


I dunno. I think the JC is shit-stirring wrt Corbs. Note that Kieth 'refused to give an unequivocal answer' there. He's a wet wipe, obvs.

Totally shitty wrt Amnesty, though. The UN reckon Israel is an apartheid state too. I'm really starting to doubt our former human rights lawyer's commitment to human rights...

shoulders

Remember the vanishingly small readership and don't even draw attention where possible, especially on social media.

All the same, Starmer getting what's coming to him there. The JC won't even pretend to be nice to Labour for anything less than total obedience (and even then they'll probably demand membership purges in the hundreds of thousands).



shoulders

If she beats Riley on appeal I think I will actually cum.

king_tubby



Johnny Yesno

Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on April 07, 2022, 07:30:14 PMLaura Murray's getting substantial damages off The Telegraph and Austin.
https://www.jewishnews.co.uk/ex-corbyn-aide-to-get-substantial-damages-over-false-antisemitism/

The really important bit:

QuoteIn a statement at the High Court in London, they also agreed to pay Ms Murray substantial damages and her legal costs.

QuoteMs Murray, who now works as a history teacher.

Teaching Kieth he's on the wrong side of it. Again.

king_tubby


Paul Calf

That's what success looks like for the right of the party: doing just enough to keep the uppity povvos onside without upsetting Lord Rothermere.

monkfromhavana

Quote from: king_tubby on April 08, 2022, 08:21:21 AMhttps://councillors.liverpool.gov.uk/mgElectionAreaResults.aspx?ID=452&RPID=53836597

Labour had 80% of the vote at the last election here.

Who is the "The Conservative Party Candidate" party? Is it like the Continuity IRA?

Paul Calf

Considering it's a Tory standing on Merseyside, I think it's more like the Manchurian Candidate.

Sebastian Cobb

QuoteLBC'S James O'Brien on holiday next week to be replaced by Rachel Reeves MP, Mayor Sadiq Khan & Wes Streeting MP - what a brilliant platform for Labour ahead of local elections. A 'free hit' as we say in cricket parlance. Manna from Heaven for their followers!

https://twitter.com/truemagic68/status/1512322614856982531

lol I hope Rachel and Wes get their arses handed to them.

Sebastian Cobb

Also look like labour took a drubbing in a few bye elections last night.

QuoteCote Heath (High Peak) council by-election result:

CON: 55.5% (+5.4)
LAB: 39.2% (-10.7)
GRN: 5.3% (+5.3)

Votes cast: 1,054

Conservative GAIN from Labour.
https://twitter.com/BritainElects/status/1512197252986683398

QuoteWarbreck (Liverpool) council by-election result:

LAB: 48.2% (-31.8)
LDEM: 46.2% (+38.3)
GRN: 3.2% (-1.1)
CON: 2.4% (-4.1)

No Lib (-1.3) as prev.

Votes cast: 1,893

Labour HOLD.
https://twitter.com/BritainElects/status/1512205823770075140

QuoteLyme and Charmouth (Dorset) council by-election result:

GRN: 43.8% (+27.0)
CON: 26.5% (-13.7)
IND: 23.6% (-6.7)
LAB: 6.1% (-6.6)

Votes cast: 1,355

Green GAIN from Conservative.
https://twitter.com/BritainElects/status/1512199010026766337

QuoteSouth Hunsley (East Riding of Yorkshire) council by-election result:

LDEM: 54.7% (+41.1)
CON: 36.8% (-28.5)
LAB: 4.5% (-6.8)
GRN: 4.1% (+4.1)

No UKIP (-9.9) as prev.

Votes cast: 2,468

Liberal Democrat GAIN from Conservative.
https://twitter.com/BritainElects/status/1512198066908151811

The Giggling Bean

The last time we got a conservative leaflet through the door, here in Liverpool, it said our local Councillor was based in London in the small print. I laughed, threw it in the bin then scrubbed my hands.

Sebastian Cobb

I liked Mark Thomas' tip of finding out tory/ukip etc freepost addresses and posting any shite they send you back, plus some of any tat you want to get rid of. Unfortunately it seems they're less likely to use freepost now.