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Graham Linehan Episode XVIII: Help Me Elon Muskenobi, You're My Only Hope

Started by Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse, May 03, 2022, 09:56:56 PM

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Barry Admin

Quote from: TommyTurnips on May 17, 2022, 09:33:54 PMSo to fuck or to kill, that is the question? That's how cavemen think. Also, he proposes that you have to have sex with a trans person but then adds that you don't get to pick. I guess it really is about looks for him, nothing about personality at all? This guy just sees a woman and thinks trans? No. Hot? yes. Fuck or kill? Maybe? Fourteen years old? Ah who cares.

A deeply shallow and disturbing individual.

The thing is that "would you sleep with a trans woman though eh would you?" isn't even an original question. It's what every fucking laddish dickbag has said for ages, and I just don't get why a woman is only valid to these fuckwits unless they want to shag them.

This bloke is desperate to be relevant, so is passing if off with his name attached as if he's just thought of it. While also pretending to be the new Carl Douglas or something.

He's added the "you don't get to choose" stuff, but as you say, that just reinforces his own shallow and idiotic nature, and shows how keen he is to move the goalposts in order to make some kind of dickbrained point.

Cold Meat Platter

Like a lot of the hetero male hangers-on in this '''''movement''''' he absolutely reeks of white-knighting to try and trick and therefore pull vulnerable women.

Kankurette

Joke's on him, I'm bi. It's not an issue. Though seeing people purely in terms of whether they're fuckable or not is pretty gruesome.

The Guppy

Quote from: Rich Uncle Skeleton on May 18, 2022, 12:06:29 AMimmediately bolted for the door to let everyone know how appalled he was by a film he clearly didn't fucking understand?
It must be torture for him to sit through a whole film in a cinema. At least when he's at bigot rallies he can whip his phone out every two minutes to check Twitter.

BennyHedgehog

Uhoh



If I were a 14-year-old living in SoCal and I didn't want to be fucked and/or killed by poundshop Neo I wouldn't be going out of the house for a while.

Quote from: BennyHedgehog on May 18, 2022, 04:02:36 AMUhoh



If I were a 14-year-old living in SoCal and I didn't want to be fucked and/or killed by poundshop Neo I wouldn't be going out of the house for a while.

SOMEONE PAGE ELON THIS IS CLEARLY A MISTAKE!

dead-ced-dead

Quote from: Rich Uncle Skeleton on May 17, 2022, 11:42:26 PM

In a way, this is a better advert for why kids should stay away from Twitter more so than all the screaming about beards and grooming. "Sad man so Twitter addicted he can't enjoy a movie."

"Don't want to turn out like mean ol' uncle Graham, little Billy?"

"NO! Please. I don't want to feel angry about rainbows and I want to enjoy movies!"

"Well, you know what you gotta do."

"Stay off the wicked bird site, sir?"

"THAAAAAT'S right, now help your mother with the dishes."

"Piss off, nonce!"

"*GASP* IT'S TOO LATE!!!!!"

MigraineBoy

Quote from: Rich Uncle Skeleton on May 17, 2022, 11:42:26 PM

In the early days of twitter The Independent used to have a round-up of notable users best tweets from the day before & (big fish in a small pond) @glinner was always in there - making cracks at current events, tipping US TV shows, highlighting good causes, etc.

Fast forward a decade and now he's hiding behind a locked account slagging off a movie that pretty much every one else says is great.

frajer

Could he get any more fucking boomer.

Narrow world view = check
Fear/mistrust/hatred of anything different = check
Technology might as well be alien artefacts = check
And now dislikes these "modern" films they have = check

Ex_GC

I'm not clever enough to think of something catchy but please can self-satisfied porn culture wankfest make it into a thread title in some way 🤣

jobotic

The "would you sleep with a trans woman, you don't get to choose which one" is like schoolboy stuff, or Herc from The Wire, or Gareth from The Office.

I wouldn't sleep with anyone if I don't get to choose, and although I'm sure it doesn't bother Wet Ass, I'd also like them to have chosen me.

Chosen. Fucking nonce.

frajer

Quote from: jobotic on May 18, 2022, 09:26:32 AMThe "would you sleep with a trans woman, you don't get to choose which one" is like schoolboy stuff, or Herc from The Wire, or Gareth from The Office.

It very much is playground level shit, same as with Staniland's question.

"Are you a bummer tied to a tree?" being posed as a genuine question by 50-year-old bullies. Pathetic.

retsuza

Been meaning to see Everything Everywhere all at Once and now that I know BC hates it I am even more excited to watch it.

He really is in his better brain stage of life. Where he can't even enjoy anything without seeing it through the lens of his hate boner. Can you imagine him trying to sit down and watch something that happened to have a trans actor or character in it? He probably can't even see any Matrix film without shitting himself over Lana and Lilly Wachowski

https://twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/1526669272654745602?s=20

He's a good lad really. Might not agree with him on everything, but to be a constant lightning rod for these fucking freaks and not back down is pretty admirable.

Ex_GC

Quote from: retsuza on May 18, 2022, 09:47:22 AMBeen meaning to see Everything Everywhere all at Once and now that I know BC hates it I am even more excited to watch it.

He really is in his better brain stage of life. Where he can't even enjoy anything without seeing it through the lens of his hate boner. Can you imagine him trying to sit down and watch something that happened to have a trans actor or character in it? He probably can't even see any Matrix film without shitting himself over Lana and Lilly Wachowski

We don't have to imagine. He was unable to control his fury at a trans woman appearing in the Queens Gambit

idunnosomename

A dildo joke? Were they pointy dildos?

Also it's over two hours. Did he see the right film?

DreadedScotsman

Quote from: The Guppy on May 18, 2022, 02:43:37 AMIt must be torture for him to sit through a whole film in a cinema. At least when he's at bigot rallies he can whip his phone out every two minutes to check Twitter.

There's no way he watched at the cinema it was released on vod in America this week so he'll have pirated it and sat at home leg twitching away, ready to pause it and scream about not defending JK Rowling

damien

It's two hours and twenty minutes! I wonder if he's seen a torrent of an edited-for-Asian-airlines version by mistake.

BennyHedgehog

Quote from: Ex_GC on May 18, 2022, 09:50:31 AMWe don't have to imagine. He was unable to control his fury at a trans woman appearing in the Queens Gambit

Hey, what now? This is some glinnerology I seem to have missed

Dr Rock

Quote from: idunnosomename on May 18, 2022, 09:56:41 AMA dildo joke? Were they pointy dildos?

Also it's over two hours. Did he see the right film?

He's mixed up 140 minutes with 1hr, 40 minutes.

Thomas

Father Ted's Lovely Girl Competition and The IT Crowd's gay musical are horrifying examples of a porn-obsessed wankfest culture, substituting disgusting references to sex for charm.

Even worse, in several episodes of The IT Crowd, Jen wears lipstick and high heels - someone's been watching too much bukkake.

idunnosomename

Quote from: Dr Rock on May 18, 2022, 10:11:10 AMHe's mixed up 140 minutes with 1hr, 40 minutes.
stonewall have captured the hour and made it 60 minutes?!?

frajer

Good to see his bafflement with newfangled tech now includes "clocks."

Ex_GC

Quote from: BennyHedgehog on May 18, 2022, 10:08:47 AMHey, what now? This is some glinnerology I seem to have missed

Yep it was in one of the Mess shows around the time the Queen's Gambit came out. The sight of a trans woman made him so agitated and drove him up the walls. He then went on a rant "if a trans woman can play a woman why can't Scarlett Johannson play a trans woman". By the by I'm pretty sure SJ was to play a trans man, not woman 


chip

Quote from: Kankurette on May 18, 2022, 01:15:51 AMJoke's on him, I'm bi. It's not an issue.

I mean so am I, but despite that, if I'm honest, I know I just don't feel attraction towards that concept of sexual incongruity - which I think is important to remember as an also entirely valid preference.

dead-ced-dead

I'm going to see Everything, Everywhere All at Once now. Graham's final endorsement was the final spur.

Barry Admin

Quote from: jobotic on May 18, 2022, 09:26:32 AMThe "would you sleep with a trans woman, you don't get to choose which one" is like schoolboy stuff, or Herc from The Wire, or Gareth from The Office.

That's why I find this so funny:

Quote from: Better Midlands on May 17, 2022, 05:11:00 PM

53 years old he is.

I don't even wanna see the rest of the discussion or what brought it to there, it's just wild when it's taken out of context like that. Absolutely for sure like Gareth from The Office, but then with the Jez-style delusion of having a one hit wonder. All while sitting in a fucking green screen tardis. Lmaaaoo.

The fact that he got so incredibly laddish and explicit in front of those women on that podcast too, ohh god...

Quote from: Barry Admin on May 18, 2022, 11:02:18 AMThe fact that he got so incredibly laddish and explicit in front of those women on that podcast too, ohh god...

Have you watched the whole thing yet Barry? There's some proper awkward moments, especially if you watch the two women in the top corners reactions.

Barry Admin

No I haven't had a chance, I'll try and so that today for sure :-D