Rapey Tory MP #21512

[lipsink]

Tory MPs will appear on Good Morning Britain in the next few days saying:

• "Look, there's a war in the Ukraine. This is not the time to focus on a pesky thing like rape"
• "Well, the rules around rape are very confusing and need to be changed."
• (Michael Gove funny voice): "I think there's been a rape up there!"

[JesusAndYourBush]

The Conservative Party said he had been asked by the chief whip not to attend Parliament while an investigation is ongoing.

Which gives rise to the game "Tory Rapist Guess Who" where you get a list of Tories in their 50's, crossing them off when you see one appear in parliament until only one name remains.

[JamesTC]

Accusing MPs of sex offences seems to be the only sure fire way of having them turn up to work.

[Jittlebags]

Which gives rise to the game "Tory Rapist Guess Who" where you get a list of Tories in their 50's, crossing them off when you see one appear in parliament until only one name remains.

A bit like the Sieve of Eratosthenes when working out prime numbers, but for Tory nonces.

[jobotic]

We know who it is don't we?

Just read that they've been aware of this since 2020. So he's been there working with women MPs and probably more alarmingly, staff, for all that time.

Massive majority anyway so Tory party won't worry, another far-right cunt will be along in a minute.

[shoulders]

Here's a new one that has got away with it so far!

[Ferris]

I have no idea who it is, and I have no interest in finding out.

Saw a dodgy old photo of a conservative MP with Rolf Harris the other day though. I won't be saying which member for Romford it was (in the photo I saw), because it's scurrilous allegation and I don't want to be dealing in that kind of thing. As far as I'm aware they had no idea what Rolf was up to and I'm happy to defend that opinion in the record.

[Inspector Norse]

Rolf was a beloved children's entertainer though. The Queen has been pictured with him as well and you don't see anyone claiming members of the Royal Family are raging sex pests, do you?

[Ferris]

Well there was that one with the court case and that, but that's the exception that proves the rule.

Plus epstein and savile are dead, and einstein, ghislaine, rolf and brunel are now locked up so you're pretty safe around them these days. QED.

Edit: sorry, brunel "hanged himself", I'd forgotten that. Even safer now which reinforces my point re: public safety around the royal family.

[pigamus]

Edit: sorry, brunel "hanged himself", I'd forgotten that.

Good riddance, fucking bridge nonce

[Johnny Yesno]

einstein ... now locked up

Good, fucking physics nonce.

[jobotic]

My son's class at junior school was named after Brunel. Fucking appalling.

Thank God he's in Cyril Smith Secondary now.

[Ferris]

There is genuinely a prince Andrew high school near me (that is being renamed). Every year, the graduating class of kids send a letter to the disgraced royal asking for a congratulations letter, and every year his office goes to the effort of replying but saying "no". A measure of the man there.

Anyway my point stands - you are (probably) fairly safe as a member of the public around a royal or their associates.

[JamesTC]

Rolf was a beloved children's entertainer though. The Queen has been pictured with him as well and you don't see anyone claiming members of the Royal Family are raging sex pests, do you?

I remember once reading somebody defending Rolf Harris on a Doctor Who forum because their mum met him at a hotel and he was nice to her and didn't try to sexually assault her.

[Nice Relaxing Poo]

After doing a bit of internet sleuthing, I'm crestfallen that the rumoured nonce isn't Mark Francois.

[jobotic]

The person it is makes Francois seem like a GBOL

[Psybro]

Can't imagine Francois doing serious assault, more cheering on a bigger boy as he does it instead.

[studpuppet]

Plus epstein and savile are dead, and einstein, ghislaine, rolf and brunel are now locked up so you're pretty safe around them these days.

Stuart Hall's been out for nearly seven years, though.

[studpuppet]

I have no idea who it is, and I have no interest in finding out.

Saw a dodgy old photo of a conservative MP with Rolf Harris the other day though. I won't be saying which member for Romford it was (in the photo I saw), because it's scurrilous allegation and I don't want to be dealing in that kind of thing. As far as I'm aware they had no idea what Rolf was up to and I'm happy to defend that opinion in the record.

Well, that's a Wikipedia page full of unpleasantness isn't it?

Thanks Ferris

Therris

[Ferris]

No idea what you're on about mate.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Rolf Harris was released from prison five years ago today.

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY ROLF!!!

[Bernice]

Stuart Hall's been out for nearly seven years, though.

Fucking hell, read a load of that thinking the Marxist sociologist had been up to some nonsense.

[JamesTC]

After doing a bit of internet sleuthing, I'm crestfallen that the rumoured nonce isn't Mark Francois.

Wait, is there a nonce AND a rapist, or are they one and the same?

[imitationleather]

Fucking hell, read a load of that thinking the Marxist sociologist had been up to some nonsense.

Even worse than being a convicted nonce, the Stuart Hall you're thinking of has spent the past seven years being DEAD.

[pigamus]

Can't believe he's just happily living in his council house driving his Jag and puffing his cigars. Not that I'm saying I want him to have his windows put in, exactly, but I'm a bit baffled as to how it hasn't happened

[Nice Relaxing Poo]

Wait, is there a nonce AND a rapist, or are they one and the same?

Nonce is a word used for child molesters and rapists not just the former which is what the word seems to be used for mostly these days.

[JamesTC]

Nonce is a word used for child molesters and rapists not just the former which is what the word seems to be used for mostly these days.

Whilst I know that all nonces are rapists but not all rapists are nonces, I was just confused over if there was just the nonce or if there was also an additional non-nonce rapist.

[Cold Meat Platter]

Are all bonces bapists though?

[JamesTC]

Anyone with a bonce on them fancies a bap.

[studpuppet]

No idea what you're on about mate.

Neither do I, mate. Neither do I...