Cunt of Death Day Jubilation Spectacular

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

This been done yet?

[shoulders]

So Maureen Lipman says we can only call for the abolition of the monarchy if we've tried being a monarch?

Yes. For context though we should bear in mind she is a 'crazed deranged old bat' who has gone 'mental'.

[shiftwork2]

She was always described as 'versatile' which is odd as I only remember her doing slight variations on Maureen Lipman.

Maureen Lipman is Maureen Lipman in 'Maureen Lipman'.

[Blue Jam]

Let's draw up a list of places to avoid then:

Greene King pubs
Marston's pubs
Wetherspoons pubs

All best avoided anyway, though one pub near me is a Marston's but it's a bit of a goth/rock pub and if the brewery sends them any bunting they'll probably just pop it in the bin.

[Spoon of Ploff]

[Dr Rock]

This 70 years thing. Is she somehow manages to live another five years do you think they're not going to pull all this malarkey over 75 years? Like fark!

[Paul Calf]

Nah. Queene gonna be chopps.

[idunnosomename]

This 70 years thing. Is she somehow manages to live another five years do you think they're not going to pull all this malarkey over 75 years? Like fark!

The MP for Romford has recurring nightmares about this missed opportunity

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39182963

[Ferris]

This been done yet?

Colonel Gadaffi and Larry David; together at last!

[Dex Sawash]

2 doors down has the memorial day decorations out, including the soldiers bumming in the military graveyard silhouette

[Fambo Number Mive]

What is that flag on the left? Is it for soldiers missing in action?

[Fambo Number Mive]

The Prince of Wales and the Duchess of Cornwall will attend a lunch at The Oval cricket ground in south London.

Berkshire residents will also be joined by the Earl and Countess of Wessex for a lunch near Windsor Castle.

Wonder whether Andrew will be joining the public at any lunches. Probably not.

[Kankurette]

This 70 years thing. Is she somehow manages to live another five years do you think they're not going to pull all this malarkey over 75 years? Like fark!

Don't even go there.

[idunnosomename]

In The Aeroplane Over The Sea has let itself go

[Rich Uncle Skeleton]

#10MoreYears

[Dex Sawash]

What is that flag on the left? Is it for soldiers missing in action?

Yes. Korea/Vietnam era symbol I think but is mostly seen as a patch on skinhead flight jackets these days.

[touchingcloth]

This been done yet?

That's my boy, looking at her titties.

[pigamus]

The MP for Romford has recurring nightmares

No shit

[touchingcloth]

In The Aeroplane Over The Sea has let itself go

Who uses a scoop for queening? Just sit yourself down, Jesus.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Apparently the BBC doesn't seem to need to be impartial when it comes to the Queen: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-61579068

[Replies From View]

This been done yet?

As long as they have defibrillators inside them.

[ajsmith2]

This 70 years thing. Is she somehow manages to live another five years do you think they're not going to pull all this malarkey over 75 years? Like fark!

There'll have been her 100th birthday the year before the 75th jubilee and all. The party will never end.

[Head Gardener]

[Glebe]

This been done yet?

The Borrowers reboot FX work 'disappoints'.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

2 doors down has the memorial day decorations out, including the soldiers bumming in the military graveyard silhouette

Looks like Rolf Harris holding a protesting child up by one arm.

[Fambo Number Mive]

According to the Torygraph Prince Andrew is going to be allowed to attend "Garter Day" on June 13th.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Has the Jubilee book costing £12m been delivered to schools yet?

One way in which the Government has put this gratitude into practice is by commissioning a commemorative book to mark the occasion. It will cost £12 million to produce and be supplied free to every primary school pupil in the UK – constituting roughly 4.5 million copies.

The central purpose of the book is "to celebrate the Queen's reign in an engaging and informative way through celebrating key events and achievements of the UK and Commonwealth realms during that time," according to the contract, that has recently been awarded to DK Books.

However, other motives for the book are also revealed in the document.

The jubilee will "help communicate a narrative about modern Britain and its connections with the rest of the world," it states, adding that "the book will be a key part of this strategic aim, by ensuring that pupils, families, and teachers develop a collective understanding of the Queen's reign".

In other words, the jubilee celebrations and the commemorative book can at least partly be taken as a public relations campaign – designed to project a positive, stylised, selective version of Britain to the world, and in this case to our own schoolchildren.

The book contract adds that it must be "patriotic".

https://bylinetimes.com/2022/02/07/will-the-governments-12-million-jubilee-book-be-another-exercise-in-airbrushing-british-history/

[Dr Rock]

I'd like to know what percentage of Brits are actually going to go to a stupid fucking street party. Can someone get on that, ta.

[idunnosomename]

According to the Torygraph Prince Andrew is going to be allowed to attend "Garter Day" on June 13th.

are they going to use his guts

[Rich Uncle Skeleton]

someone was in a flap on the neighbourhood whatsapp group about doing a street party, didn't think anything of it til the twee union jack flyer came through the letterbox. it's just an excuse for the mums to sit around drinking prosecco, same as when they managed to wangle a fortnightly street closure because their children don't play in the street like they used to.

are they going to use his guts

HA