'Ms Moss …'

[pancreas]

'Did Mr Depp push you down those stairs?'
'No he did not.'
'Did Mr Depp kick you down any other stairs? For example, the Spanish Steps in Rome? Or the Potemkin Stairs in Russia? Or the steps to the lav in the Kings Arms in Barnet? To put it in the parlance of your home country, did he give you a shove down the apples and pears in the nuclear sub?'

[pancreas]

'Did Mr Depp ever call you a bitch?'
'No he did not.'
'Did he call you worthless slattern? A roasted Manningtree ox with pudding in its belly? Did you compare you to an intern cutting up oranges for Tranmere Rovers at half-time in a midweek friendly against Port Vale?'

[pancreas]

'Did Mr Depp ever steal your purse to buy drugs?'
'No he did not.'
'Did he ever trade your best olive oil with the neighbours for a sachet of Dioralyte? Did he ever hack into your Paypal account to buy his dealer a crocheted cushion cover from Etsy? Did he ever pawn your emotional-support Boglin to buy a cocaine-dusted stollen from a dissolute Greggs apprentice?'

[Zero Gravitas]

'Did Mr Depp ever hit you?'
'No he did not.'
'Did he ever tap you on the shoulder? Did he ever flick your earlobe with his finger? Did he ever give you a love tap on the bottom with a rolled-up copy of the Sun?'

[Zero Gravitas]

'Did Mr Depp ever threaten to kill your cat?'
'No he did not.'
'Did he ever say that he would skin the cat and wear its fur as a coat? Did he ever say that he would gut the cat and use its entrails as dental floss? Did he ever say that he would set the cat on fire and watch it run around in circles until it collapsed in a quivering, charred heap?'

[Zero Gravitas]

'Did Mr Depp ever encourage you to take drugs?'
'No he did not.'
'Did he ever put a gun to your head and force you to snort a line of Battlefield Earth? Did he ever slip a mickey finn into your mojito and make you watch Kevin and Perry Go Large on a loop for seventeen hours?'

[Zero Gravitas]

'Did Mr Depp ever force you to have sex with him?'
'No he did not.'
'Did he ever give you a backrub that lasted a bit too long? Did he ever whisper 'I'm thinking about you' in your ear during The Omen III: The Final Conflict? Did he ever buy you a foot massage and then try to sneak a peek while the woman was working?'