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Starmer VIII: Labour will set you free

Started by pancreas, March 16, 2022, 08:54:56 AM

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Pink Gregory

Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on June 16, 2022, 05:26:47 PMPro worker eh. Looks like Wes got a clip round the ear for talking out of turn.



ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

snakes eating their own tails

Rich Uncle Skeleton

doesn't matter what party, anyone doing that fucking thumb pointing thing is a colossal
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Paul Calf

"...the shadow health secretary apologised[...]after he expressed sympathy for workers..."

Fucking dirty scab fascist liar cunts.

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: Paul Calf on June 16, 2022, 08:49:40 PM"...the shadow health secretary apologised[...]after he expressed sympathy for workers..."

Fucking dirty scab fascist liar cunts.

This is it, he didn't even formally back strikes or unions, just expressed empathy for them. He's an insincere slimeball and yet Starmer has managed to get me pissed off at the fact he's been bollocked for showing probably false empathy, for fuck's sake.

idunnosomename

i want to use these people in the PLP as a toilet

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'Labour - For the many, not the few You'll get fuck all from us'

Sebastian Cobb


idunnosomename

Love how these university city cunts are gonna lose their seats when they run their first GE without Corbyn

Oh she was elected under Ed. Still

Sebastian Cobb

Did see some people speculating seats in Bristol might turn Green.

Pink Gregory

Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on June 17, 2022, 02:24:13 PMDid see some people speculating seats in Bristol might turn Green.

Would love to see the back of Thangam, she's a right prick.

Sebastian Cobb

Aye, I don't know much about her but everything I have seen has not been good.

idunnosomename

She made "get in the sea" funny once by taking it so extraordinarily seriously

king_tubby



I don't think 'close your eyes and it'll go away' works with stuff like this.

kittens

she lives two door down from me. see her jogging sometimes in a top that says THANGAM in big letters.

Pink Gregory

Quote from: kittens on June 17, 2022, 02:47:33 PMshe lives two door down from me. see her jogging sometimes in a top that says THANGAM in big letters.

oppa thangam style

SpiderChrist

Like when I met Dame Shirley Porter and she had a belt buckle that read "SHIRL"

Sebastian Cobb

If we made notes of these we could make a really garish poltical outfit.

So far we've got Thagnam's Jacket, Rayners Shoes, Porter's belt buckle...

Feels a bit sexist so far, do any of the blokes wear horrific portillo-esque trousers or something?

king_tubby


shoulders

Quote from: Quote on June 17, 2022, 10:52:23 AM

'Labour - For the many, not the few You'll get fuck all from us'

They are so pathetic. I think I'm starting to lose remaining respect for anyone who is on this earth for a few decades more at most and spends their entire life advocating for minor incremental change to the same system that's devouring us all.

king_tubby



Hopefully I'll be told this is one of those satires they have nowadays, otherwise fucking hell this is bleak.

Fambo Number Mive


lipsink

See, Corbyn wasn't electable cos he wasn't an alcoholic.

Martin Van Buren Stan

Quote from: king_tubby on June 17, 2022, 05:51:54 PM

Hopefully I'll be told this is one of those satires they have nowadays, otherwise fucking hell this is bleak.

John McTernan is an embarrassment

idunnosomename

The only parties John McTernan has been to were inside Sir Tony Blair's arsehole

Blumf

It's the drive back from the pub afterwards where the real excitement kicks in.


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QuoteMy pledges to you

Based on the moral case for socialism, here is where I stand:

1. Neck a pint in no time

Massive increase in the % of alcohol consumed by me, and by extension, all staff within the leaders office. Lagers, craft beers, chasers - all downed in one!

2. Go hard or go home

When I down that first pint in one, you can be assured that this is just the beginning. I'm staying out for however long it takes. There can and will be doubt that I'm ending that night completely paralytic. As far as I'm concerned here's no point in bothering otherwise. Absolute commitment to complete drunken oblivion. You as members deserve nothing less.

My promise to you is that I will maintain our drunken values and drink tirelessly to get Labour in to power – so that we can advance the drinking interests of the people our party was created to serve.

idunnosomename

Sir Keir has no time for that rat piss known as beer. Neck a bottle of Jameson and he's actually safer driving, as he's more relaxed.

Video Game Fan 2000

horrible labour are fielding a leader who isn't even less pink than johnson

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: idunnosomename on June 17, 2022, 06:28:37 PMSir Keir has no time for that rat piss known as beer. Neck a bottle of Jameson and he's actually safer driving, as he's more relaxed.

Give him a couple of bottles of buckie, then we'll see if he's permanently boring.

Cuellar

I'm struggling to keep track of whether TBEU is anticipating or reacting to Labour news.