If you could have one thing

[dissolute ocelot]

George Spiggot's shades

Unfortunately owing to your contract with Satan, you also have to wear the cape.

Cook's pop star outfit is also amazing but not sure I'm tall and skinny enough to pull it off.

Not one thing, but these would look great around my flat:



I would also accept anything from Young Frankenstein.

[Dogbeard]

Frasier's apartment. Failing that, I'd settle for Martin's chair. (I could BS and say I'd prefer the Eames but I'm a big man and want the comfort. Plus, y'know, I think Martin's La-Z-Boy is more iconic.)

I'd settle for Frasier's Steinway

[AngryGazelle]

Half of Corden's curry in Gavin and Stacey. Just to fuck the cunt off.