Things you shouldn't have bought

[Des Nilsen]

Of course not. I didn't think that; just filling space with idle speculation and chat.

[morgs]

Webcam last week... now people can see me and I am paranoid that it will record me doing stuff....

[Ambient Sheep]

...assuming like sheep says they were around in the 70s, I would have thought the first people to wear military atire of the people we were at war with about 30 years earlier must have got some fairly strange looks.

I didn't actually, but they were probably around then as well.  :-)

But I know exactly what you mean, the first time I saw them around I thought "Uh?" for precisely that war-type reason, and probably ended up giving some of those fairly strange looks.  Perhaps it was originally some kind of ironic statement.  I did ask an early wearer why, and he said "'cos it was only a fiver"...

Perhaps a Google on the subject might be in order.  Failing that, sending it to the Grauniad's "Notes & Queries" column would be a nice idea, that's the sort of question they love.

[TotalNightmare]

i shouldn't have bought porn...

from a kid outside the roughest school in my hamlet...

what a rip off.. for a film called 'Fist Fuck Fanatics" i expected it to have a fair few fist fucks...

instead i had to put up with 3 acts of oral, one fisting, 8 full penetrations and a partridge in a tight butt hole...

but hey, i didnt keep the recent and what was i going to say anyway?

"Excuse me, but this film implies that there are plenty much fist fucks and all i got was one... WHAT A RIP OFF"

all i have is me 'best of fantasy channel' video...

ah well.

[Gazeuse]

What am I going to do about this guitar then??? I still haven't told Mrs. Gaz I bought it and she's coming back from her brother's this afternoon.

I've tidied the house up, removed all trace of Ayshea Brough from the computer and am planning a nice meal this evening.

Is there anything else I can do to soften the blow, or how to turn it from a black eye into a feather in my cap??? All ideas greatly appreciated.

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

What am I going to do about this guitar then??? I still haven't told Mrs. Gaz I bought it and she's coming back from her brother's this afternoon.

I've tidied the house up, removed all trace of Ayshea Brough from the computer and am planning a nice meal this evening.

Is there anything else I can do to soften the blow, or how to turn it from a black eye into a feather in my cap??? All ideas greatly appreciated.

Write her a soppy ballad and sing it to her whilst strumming on the guitar in question.

Edit: Ah, it's probably too late now.

[Big Jack McBastard]

Spawn on DVD, I don't care if it was only a fiver it was still an abomination, rightfully they should have paid me to watch it or at least have stuck a tenner in the case with a note saying "We're so sorry about this" but no, the director gushed his way through the extras trying to convince me the film was good to no avail.

[Hairy Chin]

What am I going to do about this guitar then??? I still haven't told Mrs. Gaz I bought it and she's coming back from her brother's this afternoon.

I've tidied the house up, removed all trace of Ayshea Brough from the computer and am planning a nice meal this evening.

Is there anything else I can do to soften the blow, or how to turn it from a black eye into a feather in my cap??? All ideas greatly appreciated.

I don't advise playin it - your nipples may fall off. Okay, that might not happen as I've not read it all myself yet.

[El Unicornio, mang]

Warhammer : a few years back, waste of money.

Have you been in Games Workshop recently? The staff are sooo snooty! I ent in both the one in Bruges and the one in Edinburgh recently, just to have a look around, and both times I got some jumped up little shit staring at me then running up to me to say in a slightly annoyed voice "Can I help you with anything?"....probably the fact that I don't have long hair, a goatee beard and a heavy metal t-shirt, and the fact that I was with a girl, tipped him off to the fact I wasn't a big wargamer, when in fact I would consider buying some of their overpriced nonsense if I wasn't being bothered by sales staff.

Um, I bought a motherboard off ebay for my computer a while back, only to find it doesn't fit in the PC case. Not worth selling either, once I pay the postage, so it just sits collecting dust.

[Ambient Sheep]

What am I going to do about this guitar then??? Is there anything else I can do to soften the blow, or how to turn it from a black eye into a feather in my cap???

Put it next to another one and tell her that she's seeing everything twice?

Too late now, anyway.

[Gazeuse]

Nice one Sheepy!!! I like the ballad idea too.

However, fortune was on my side...I used the guitar on a track which got licensed on the morning of Mrs. Gazzes return, thereby making it a good business buy!!!

Fortune smiled on me twice, because a few minutes before Mrs. Gaz walked through the door, the bin men turned up and took all of my empties away.

Result!!!

[Lady Beany]

Wow Gaz!  And I thought that I was a terrifying partner... Mrs Gaz sounds like some sort of witch!

...Now put your gimp mask back on and start cleaning before she catches on ont net. ;-)

[Rats]

what a rip off.. for a film called 'Fist Fuck Fanatics" i expected it to have a fair few fist fucks...

Ow, my ribs, the worst thing is, my mother's asking me why I'm laughing so much.