You know you're old when...

[Cerys]

According to the current population of my living room, that's vile.  I salute you.

[joFFeman]

According to the current population of my living room, that's vile.  I salute you.

well, you know me, i do what i can to fill that void that some people have.. mostly supple young boys.. with those smooth hairless buns glistening with sweat like a glorious morning dew just waiting to be defiled by my heat...

[Cerys]

Has someone been partaking of his drug of choice?

[Hairy Chin]

It's my 20th birthday today and I've declined going out twice now on the grounds that I can't be arsed.

On the other hand, I have to design video covers for porn flicks today. Happy Birthday me.

You also know you're old when childhood favourites (such as the Turtles) start coming back, and instead of being pleased, you sneer at the new inferior version and pity what "kids" have to put up with these days.

Make a bloody effort with the covers, make them look classy man. Not like the cover of the porn DVD my semi-stalker sent me for xmas (posted to where I work, not home thankfully) - cover on it looks as cheap as the quality of the films on it. I hope you're doing a better job than whoever made this.

Not that I doubt your abilities Mr.Frinky, indeed the only way I think you could do worse is to stay home and just turn up an hour before the artwork is due to be sent off to the printers and then hurriedly knock one up (no pun intended).

As I've said in the other thread (whose name escapes me - 'what a difference 15 years makes' or something), I actually think this new Turtles is better than the cartoon I used to watch as a kid. At least Michelangelo has his nunchuks instead of a grappling hook gun if nothing else. In fact I had voiced concerns (elsewhere and using my voice) about the lack of good TV kids have these days; their piss-poor Power Rangers, Pokemon and those scary things with huge heads and eyes that look like they're made out of jumpers. But now they've realised what I watched as a kid was the best and they've revamped them...although only Turtles has worked well IMO, as it's gone back to what it should have been. They've revamped He-Man - which looks okay, they've had a go at Transformers...although I don't think this Transformers Armada thing is a scratch on the original - oh yeah, and they completely ballsed up the remake of the Ghostbusters cartoons.

I'm taking notes from this thread, so I'll know what to expect and how to behave when I'm as old as many of you, so there's some educational value in this thread. Kind of.