Rubbish and old google thing that you've all seen before

[butnut]

Just got this in an email:

1) Go to www.Google.com


2) Type in weapons of mass destruction (DON'T hit return)


3) Hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button, NOT the "Google search"


4) Read the "error message" carefully. The WHOLE page.  Someone at Google really has a sense of humour. And will probably be fired
soon!!!!

It really is great!

(Edited title - realising that it's not a hack, as it's the I'm feeling lucky thing. Der.)

[hencole]

Err.....

[Purple Tentacle]

Hey grandad, get wit da programme, we were all laughing at this last year, daddy-o. We all like Nighty Night now.


(It's just a webpage optimised to be the first one on the google list, nothing to do with google at all as the URL gives away http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/. The same happens if you type 'hopeless failure', you get George Bush.)

[butnut]

Oh, pardon me for being so old school and out of it.

<sulks in corner all day now. bastards>

[Purple Tentacle]

All Your Base Are Belong To Me, postcount boy.

[hencole]

Try typing 5318008 into a calculator then turning it upside down. Someone at casio is going down!


Sorry but nut I''leave you toosulk in peace now.

[butnut]

All Your Base Are Belong To Me, postcount boy.

You were the one quaking with fear when you overtook VM.

<resumes sulk>

[Manford Thirty-Sixborough]

Apparently, if you press the W, A, N an K keys on a computer, you can start a thread in GD.

[Purple Tentacle]

Actually, when was the last time there was a wanking thread? People are always going on about the plethora of wanking threads, but I honestly can't remember the last time there was a thread about wanking, apart from tubbsthespidergigolo's one, and that was good.

[Manford Thirty-Sixborough]

I also had the dubious pleasure of hearing him playing Enya and Clannad on an old tape recorder and could hear him masturbating through the wall.

Through the wall? That's mighty powerful spunk.



Seriously though, how could you hear him masturbating? Was he shouting encouragement at himself?

Yay! A wanking thread!

[Morrisfan82]

Some of the classier threads from bygone days:

Have you ever tasted your own spunk?
I've just man-mucked my own face
Girls, what's your noo-noo like?

And many many more, relive those memories with CaB-Tel records, they're not available in the shops etc...

And while I'm floating around talking cack, can I just ask once and for all cos someone must know, WHO here told the funniest story ever about throwing up on a girl during copulation & her asking him to, quote, "rub it in my fanny"?

[Jaffa The Cake]

"french military victories" into google, press "I'm feeling lucky"
Another oldie, but still makes me laugh.

[NobodyGetsOutAlive]

"french military victories" into google, press "I'm feeling lucky"
Another oldie, but still makes me laugh.

Haha, never seen that before.

The thing that I thought most amusing about the WMD one was that I thought "I'm feeling lucky" picked out one of the top 10 searches or something, not the very first one.

[Nearly Annually]

Some of the classier threads from bygone days:

Have you ever tasted your own spunk?
I've just man-mucked my own face
Girls, what's your noo-noo like?

Just laughed at all of those. I must be the most immature cunt in the world. Perhaps I should spend a week finding old episodes of "Sorry", encoding them in my bedroom, uploading them and then slagging them off on the internet. As a penance, like.

[Rats]

Hehe, ooh you baldy bastard.

[El Unicornio, mang]

I also had the dubious pleasure of hearing him playing Enya and Clannad on an old tape recorder and could hear him masturbating through the wall.

Through the wall? That's mighty powerful spunk.



Seriously though, how could you hear him masturbating? Was he shouting encouragement at himself?

Yay! A wanking thread!

That wasn't a wanking thread though, was it? It just happens to contain a couple of posts about wanking.

[butnut]

Hands up those who want to turn this into a wanking thread.

Should be hand in its singular form really, as the other one's probably in constant use.

[El Unicornio, mang]

Hands up those who want to turn this into a wanking thread.

Should be hand in its singular form really, as the other one's probably in constant use.

I can't, I need both of mine to handle my enormous schlong, which i'm currently beating like a Victorian naughty boy. I'm typing this message with my nose.

[butnut]

Ok, just make some kind of noise so I can tell how many of you there are.

Oh, you're doing that as well...

[Neil]

Living room actually, you tedious bald fucker.

Fuck you, fuck your "hehe willies and fannies" shite in Multimongia, and fuck GD.

[Nearly Annually]

ooh you baldy bastard.

you tedious bald fucker

Ah, one day I'll bring a gun to school and shoot you all in the hair.

[Lady Beany]

Ah, one day I'll bring a gun to school and shoot you all in the hair.

Thats the funniest fucking thing I have read on here so far today.  Thanks for that, I just had to do one of those snorty type laughs whilst cowering by my PC.

[MonkeyDrummer]

I've just man-mucked my own face

i've just given considerable thought to the logistics of this and while I don't find the idea  wholly unpleasant. I'd hate to get caught.[/i]