Does Jesus encourage paedophiles?

[cobainchild94]

The song "Jesus Loves The Little Children" is sending out sublimenal messages encouraging you to sleep with children, on the basis of this I want Jesus banned.
If they can do it to Rock bands I'm gonna do it to Jesus.....

[@ssmaster]

Ban Jesus? The Romans tried to do that and it did them no good.

A ban for Jesus is a world without Christmas, now do you really want that?

[MonkeyDrummer]

he's from Clydebank and probably celebrates Saturnalia.

[cobainchild94]

yes, because we all know how much everyone thinks about Jesus at Christmas these days, don't we?
Little kids everywhere thanking Jesus for there Playstation 2.

[Pinball]

[sarcasm] Jesus is a nice white boy, who though a hippy now will one day wear a suit and do a proper job [/sarcasm] It's the priests I worry about, especially the Catholic sexually-frustrated-'cos-they-can't-get-married ones.

[Speciality meat product]

Unless kids start coming forward with stories of how Jesus fondled them, then I don't think he's got anything to worry about.

Anyway, I heard that the parents 'encouraged' Jesus to touch their kids, as he apparently had some special healing powers, or something.

[@ssmaster]

yes, because we all know how much everyone thinks about Jesus at Christmas these days, don't we?
Little kids everywhere thanking Jesus for there Playstation 2.

You mean you don't? HEATHEN!!!

[Partridge's Love Child]

If you'll pardon the pun, this seems as good an excuse as any to resurrect this little gem...



Edit, rather than bumping it up:

What a fucking stupid thread

Yes, I quite agree.

[Darrell]

What a fucking stupid thread.

[hands cold, liver warm]

if Jesus returned  today
he wouldn't have a lot to say

On the holiest days of the year
He'd get pissed up on beer

The Pope would cry  "All sin ends here-on-in"
whilst Jesus is injecting heroin

As the resurection opens heaven's door
the son of God will fuck a drugs whore

[joFFeman]

i've just walked into a david cross routine.

[Smackhead Kangaroo]

I seem to remember being told once about some dubious excluded segment of the Hoary Bibble that involved Jesus in some suspect action with children.
This could have been nothing more than idle slander, since it was a slow week for gossip.