Michael Jackson RIP

[Peking O]

No idea whether this is true or not, but we're getting strong rumours about this in my office today. Suicide aparently? Here's a link:

http://michael.jackson.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/musician-overdose.php

[hands cold, liver warm]

everything on the internet is true.

[smoker]

who provided the pills then, eh? eh?

i spy another "marilyn"

jackson knew too much

[bill hicks]

Teletext doesn't mention it. So no.

Teletext never lies.

[smoker]

"michale jackson dies from publicity withdrawal symptons"

convenient that it happens just as the noose tightens around george and tony don't you think?

nah, neither do i

old popstars never die, they just melt

[@ssmaster]

It looks like bollocks have you seen the advertised links on that 'news' site. No respected news site would have links to meet local sluts.

[Peking O]

*Gets first one in there quickly*

Of course this rumour could just be some 'smooth criminal' who 'wanted to be starting something'

[smoker]

Of course this rumour could just be some 'smooth criminal' who 'wanted to be starting something'

yeah, and i'm looking at the man in the mirror

it's a shame if he killed himself because of the court case, i was sure he'd beat it

ad infinitum

[Jaffa The Cake]

Ain't seen this story anywhere else, so I call bullshit on this one.

[@ssmaster]

go here http://www.fakeawish.com/modules.php?name=Content&pa=showpage&pid=2 all is revealed.

[Cheese Arse H Christ]

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shit, wrong url sorry

[hands cold, liver warm]

When trying to work out how many pills it would take to kill him, he thought to himself  "don't stop, till you get enough"

[Jaffa The Cake]

Y'know, I was willing to believe.

[New World Order]

Hes going to kill himself with a 3000 pound iron slab ?

How can he do that when hes already taken an overdose and died in a previous news report !!!!????//

[Peking O]

@ssmaster - "beat it," you've given the game away!

Now all we have left are puns. Anyone going to the funeral? "I'll be there" etc. etc.

[hands cold, liver warm]

Suicide really is as easy as 1-2-3 or as simple as do-re-mi

[@ssmaster]

@ssmaster - "beat it," you've given the game away!

Now all we have left is puns. Anyone going to the funeral? "I'll be there."

I would of ben there but I think it would be bad of me so I will just beat it instead

[glitch]

I know it's human nature but I don't know why you're doubting the story, all the facts are there in black and white. But he's still alive, I guess he just wants one more chance.

[Munday's Chylde]

Why do people always give away pranks?!!! Why?!!!

[GoochDogHigh5s]

Why do people always give away pranks?!!! Why?!!!

I blame the Moonlight, sunshine

[Des Nilsen]

I blame the boogie.

[Alberon]

I'm glad it's fake. Michael Jackson is a one person freakshow that is only going to get more entertaining as the years go by.

He'll beat the charges, but he'll end up effectively bankrupt. Is he still fucking around with his face or have even the really dodgy plastic surgeons started refusing to touch it?

[Pinball]

Well looking on the bright side, at least he'll be motivated to produce more music - prolifically. And who knows, some of it may be good for a change ;-)

[Marcus Or Relius]

Anyone who fell for this prank should take comfort that they are not alone:

[joFFeman]

holy shit, they found my favourite artist dead in the exact same manner. it's crazy.

[chand]

Anyone who fell for this prank should take comfort that they are not alone:

Idiots. Website pranks on the front page? It's hardly massive news.

[Alberon]

Yeah, but the average person won't know that until after they've impulse-bought it.