Dodgy Thread Topics

[untitled_london]

Post a Pic of Your Kids In Here.

When are You going on Holiday?

etc etc....

[Smackhead Kangaroo]

i seeeee, so instead of talking about wanking we're talking about talking about wanking? And even, then people did that when wanking threads were outlawed. So in the case of wanking we'd be talking about talking about talking about wanking. Some sort of meta-meta threads.

Should we also discuss the perfect thread? What would constitute the perfect thread? Consider the lilies....Aristotle would have.... blah blah blah

[glitch]

"What's your address and when can I expect you home?"

[Pinball]

"Post your pustule photos here!"

"My problems with pubic dandruff"

"Share your most embarrassing moments so we can take the piss out of you"

"Illegal things you have done - post them in a public forum"

etc.

[Peking O]

Cripple Fight download available here

Morris on GLR - Not good

Post a picture of the skidmarks in your pants

Used Tampons - pictures please

I laughed at the Brasseye Special


etc. etc.

[thomasina]

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"Share your most embarrassing moments so we can take the piss out of you"

Oh, sorry, i think i did that one.

[untitled_london]

"Illegal things you have done - post them in a public forum"

i'v put that up before too

:blush:

[Marcus Or Relius]

"Post your pics of you holding up a severed cat's head you've just removed from it's owner's body with a kitchen knife whilst your flatmate stood and watched whilst laughing his head off here."

"Should we have gone to war in Iraq?"

"How many sloshed vagrants have you buttered and fudge-packed since yesterday? <poll>"

"A link to a very funny pic of a guy bending over and pulling his arsehole apart, lol!"

"Which celeb would you like to rape?"

"Dead prostitute lying disembowelled in my bedroom, pigs knocking at door, toilet already blocked with guts, cupboards already full of previous victims, wtf do I do?!?!?!"

"Fire: it's uses, abuses and trousers."

"Chewing Gum and Walking, how to? <techy>"

[thomasina]

"
"Share your most embarrassing moments so we can take the piss out of you"

Oh, sorry, i think i did that one.

Yup, thought so

[untitled_london]

*wipes a tear*
hahahaha

thx for that  Marcus Or Relius, bloody good

[gazzyk1ns]

- [poll] Who would win in a fight - Chris Morris or Nigel Mansell?

- [poll] How many times a week do you shave?

- [Techy] I've forgotten the password to my Email account, can anyone help?!?!!?!? :(

- Carpets

- My dog is really ill, should I take him to the vets?

- Hello, newbie here, just saying hello... don't mind me, I'm mad, lol

- Coventry meet NEW DATE possibly old one, simultaneous Luton meet?!?! 24th or 26th NOT 29th [Pages 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8... 26,27,28]

[Crazy Penis]

Different meat to put in a stew.

Post scans your fraudulant insurance claims forms.

Should I really let Weekender have pics of my sister?

Columbia's Amazon Basin Meet

Incest - Good or bad <poll>

Can you wipe your arse on the carpet, like a dog does <poll>

<techy> I need to remove my foreskin from my flies

Do you bowl from the pavillion end? <gay>

1001 Ways to commit suicide - need more suggestions

[Purple Tentacle]

So Haunt Me: Enough time has passed for me to insist that it is an underrated work of genius because people's recollections are so hazy I can convincingly insist that anybody who remembers it being bad are opinion-led mainstream idiots


The Day Today DVD: When is it available?


What's the best drugs you've ever taken? I've taken the most drugs ever and therefore am the best


This is so funny!: http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/index.shtml


FUCKRAPE 6: THE CUNTENING


I'm leaving! Bye!!! I said bye!!!!! BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


What is an anagram of your phone number?


[TECHY] I can't get laid. Advice?

[Marcus Or Relius]

500 reasons why Kirk was better than Picard, with detailed analysis of each reason, footnotes, references, 800x600 diagrams where appropriate and an appendix of counter-arguements.

[Bilko]

How about another Verbwhore Amnesty Thread?

[gazzyk1ns]

Haha is that a suggestion of an unsuitable thread-title, or are you actually suggesting it?

[Bilko]

Haha is that a suggestion of an unsuitable thread-title, or are you actually suggesting it?

This is sort of an Amnesty thread but isn't going the whole way as that did. I actually liked the amnesty thread, though it did get a bit abusive and for that reason I'm not suggesting we start a another.

[gazzyk1ns]

Yep I was just messing about, I can't really remember how the amnesty thread developed.

[Santa's Boyfriend]

"Does Chris Morris use this site?"

"UNIVERSITY DIPLOMAS!!!!!!!"

"Star Trek Vs Babylon 5"

"What's wrong with Face-less?  I've never had any trouble with him, etc"

[gazzyk1ns]

Hehe are you getting at spammers with that Uni Diplomas one? If so then I initially misinterpreted it, as taking the piss out of people asking about things which are probably beyond their capabilities. I was on slsk a while back and a guy was asking me how to encode something, and I told him, eventually... he seemed a little slow. Then after I thought he'd gone, he said:

hey heres sumfin, hwo do i program in c++ pls??!?!

[Santa's Boyfriend]

Hehe are you getting at spammers with that Uni Diplomas one?

Ooooh yes.  I've been recieving it for about 2 years in various forms, and it's clear that there's no way of stopping it.  The thing is that I do actually have a university diploma already, so it's been pissing me off  from day 1.

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

"Can you tell what people have eaten by tasting their faeces?"

"The order in which I would fuck Mother Theresa's (RIP) holes"

[untitled_london]

"The order in which I would fuck Mother Theresa's (RIP) holes"

hahahahahaha

[Big Jack McBastard]

"I Found The Cheese I Lost Last Month"

"We <heart> Gerorge W Bush!"

"The Voices Have Gotten Louder"

"Cider Outside Of Pubs, Your Faves"

"I'm The Proudest Daddy/Mummy In The World" (Only if it's followed by gushing tripe and not something about the sprog finding a goldmine under the stairs or kicking the shit out of a pikey kid.)

"Bit Torrent: My Family. All The Episodes"

[gazzyk1ns]

- Anyone else got nude pics of Dawn French?

- i splt up wiv my grlfrnd :(((((( !!!!!!!!!1

- Crazy hilarious new Morris material: Bushwhacked.mp3

[Peking O]

-Shaved, Bushy or Bald?

-Watersports: Anyone who indulges in this is taking the piss

-Morris's cock: Estimated size?

-Bella Emberg's fanny: Exclusive pictures

[Sam]

I've never had a girlfriend

My brother just died

I have this great idea for a shop....

etc

[butnut]

I've never had a girlfriend

My brother just died

I have this great idea for a shop....

etc

Hey - take it easy man. Those kind of personal threads are really interesting (and in the case of your brother one, quite upsetting). Don't worry  about them.

[Pinball]

- Suicidal thoughts du jour
- Aren't speed cameras fun?
- Another humerous paedophile thread
- Watch those sand n**gers die!
- The CU561 chip on my Yamazaki C-3RT is giving me an error 341 message: can anyone help?
- I saw Chris Morris on the tube today and he ignored me! Here's the pics

[Sam]

I've never had a girlfriend

My brother just died

I have this great idea for a shop....

etc

Hey - take it easy man. Those kind of personal threads are really interesting (and in the case of your brother one, quite upsetting). Don't worry  about them.

Don't worry, just a little bit of light self-deprecation; I'm not really ashamed of those threads.