Something Gloriously Silly Guaranteed To Cheer Absolutely Anybody Up

[Darrell]

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

I don't know whether it's been posted before, and I don't have time to check the Links thread, but this is wonderful. Excellent example of web innovation, and you can forgive the fact it's a front for a Burger King ad. It's guaranteed to raise a smile.

Some of the more unusual ones programmed in:

'Go Mad'
'Find a Girlfriend'
'Urinate'
'Have Sex'
'Do The Spilts'

Share anything amusing you've discovered it can do, and rejoice that there's something as great as this to instantly snap you out of bad moods.

[Utter Shit]

Yeah, that's one been doing the rounds for the last couple of days. Telling it to get naked has a nice comedy touch by the creators.

[dan dirty ape]

Check out what it does if you type 'defecate'!

[dan dirty ape]

It seems to think 'breakdance' = 'moonwalk' though.

[Darrell]

Check out what it does if you type 'defecate'!

Same thing as 'Get Naked', 'Have Sex' and 'Masturbate'. There are two "no-no" animations for anything 'adult'.

[Joy Nktonga]

"flagellate yourself" = "hit your face with a cushion"

EDIT to add: "pull your own heart out" - fairly chucklesome.
And again (damn, I'm bored): "FLY A PLANE INTO A BUILDING" - he has a sense of humour!!

[dan dirty ape]

Check out 'disco dance'. Reminiscent of the end titles to 'The Pink Panther Show'.

[Pinball]

"Ensure peace and harmony for the world" didn't do anything :-(

[TraceyQ]

"play dead"
"look at girls"

[Darrell]

"Look at me" is frankly unnerving.

"Trash the room" leads him to go and wipe his arse on everything.

[El Unicornio, mang]

"get drunk" involves jumping on the sofa and prancing about

"smoke" is quite good

"fly" looks like a Mister Motivator workout

[Darrell]

"Dog" is rather amusing. "Monkey" even more so.

"Simon Pegg" makes him do a shit on the floor.

"McDonalds" is great.

[m...wW(wwMww)Ww...m]

"Simon Pegg" makes him do a shit on the floor.

Probably because it sees the word "egg" in "Pegg" and automatically thinks that the person is telling it to lay an egg.

[sproggy]

Why did it come and waggle it's finger at me when I asked it to "brush your teeth"?

Fucking load of rubbish.  Darrell, you're pissed.

[m...wW(wwMww)Ww...m]

Yeah, you can't have been very down if this is enough to cheer you up.

[Darrell]

You miserable bastards.

[@ssmaster]

He seems to be a bit bemused with 'Host a Chat Show'

[chand's girlfriend]

i said pick your nose and he did


and then i said show me the door

and he showed me his butt



haha


bizzare invitation?

[m...wW(wwMww)Ww...m]

You miserable bastards.

Ach, I'm just bitter because I can't get it to take its suspenders off.



"random" makes it do a dance with a lady, for some reason.

[chand's girlfriend]

And again (damn, I'm bored): "FLY A PLANE INTO A BUILDING" - he has a sense of humour!!

thats the same as flyyyyyyyy

[m...wW(wwMww)Ww...m]

Yeah, and similarly...

'Find a Girlfriend'

same as just "find"

"play dead"
"look at girls"

same as "play" and "look" respectively

This chicken just seems to look for one key word most of the time.  This is a big con, if you're going to be subservient do it properly.

[Cheese Arse H Christ]

"do a poo" was the first thing I asked it to do

[Munday's Chylde]

It will 'die' and it will 'go away'

also it gives you a nice thumbs up if you say burger king

[untitled_london]

a fairly good list here

[gazzyk1ns]

smoke a cigarette

First person to successfully sue Burger King for endorsing smoking wins a pint.

[@ssmaster]

I asked him to 'denounce your role as a corporate tool'  but he just stood there and looked up at the ceiling.  It's too late they have already got to him.

[Incredible Monkey Doctor]

smoke a cigarette

First person to successfully sue Burger King for endorsing smoking wins a pint.

First person to successfully sue gazzyk1ns for endorsing drinking wins an innocuous prize.

[weekender]

'Impersonate Arnold Schwarzenegger' made me grin.

[Cerys]

I told it to die horribly.  It pretended to, but then it got up again.  When I suggested that it 'stay dead', it just stood there.

I feel cheated.

[Yeti]

I told it to "start the revolution" and he waved his wings over the camera.

"shoot president bush" and it did something I couldn't make out

"Assassinate the Prime Minister" and it waved its arse at the camera.




ps Hello Echelon!