What do you do, then?

[It Was Cancer]

This question has probably been asked a few thousand times, but another time won't hurt.

What do you lot work as, do in your spare time, study etc?

Do tell, oh, do.

[23 Daves]

Nothing, with fantastic ability at the moment.

To be fair, though, I used to be (and probably would still be if I weren't travelling) a publishing lackey.  This means I do subbing, proofing, checking, writing, anything that gets thrown my way.  

The next job I do for cash to 'move on' out of Melbourne will probably be data entry, reception work or store work.  Interesting, eh?

Oh, and I try to be a published author in my own right in my spare time, but the less said about that the better at the moment.

[hencole]

I save people from cancer.

[Regular John]

I'm a jobseeker right now, until September at least when I become a damn dirty "mature" student of Graphic Design.

In my spare time I internet the shit out of my computer

[Nearly Annually]

I give people cancer. My office is next door to hencole's.

[hencole]

I give people cancer. My office is next door to hencole's.

We have an interconnecting door above which the words 'Tumour Consumer' are written.

[Nearly Annually]

And your scan results are returned to you by a man in an hat who jigs back and forth through the connecting door. The cancer answer prancer.


Get to work, Annually.

[It Was Cancer]

I give people cancer. My office is next door to hencole's.

We have an interconnecting door above which the words 'Tumour Consumer' are written.

Ha! Be careful or else some budding writer will nick that as a premise for a new BBC3 "dark" comedy.

[Jaffa The Cake]

Multimedia student at the University of Teesside in fuckin' Middlesbrough.

[It Was Cancer]

I've never been a proper student, I feel like I have missed out.

For the recorded, I am unemployed writer recently turned fully employed journalist. Joy.

From what I've read on this forum, a lot of people here seem to be into design and media.

[Jaffa The Cake]

Yeah, most people with an internet conection think they're a designer. Grr.

[dirkfunk]

i design pig hats

i used to work in wookie slosh

[smoker]

i am a lion tamer

[dirkfunk]

my uncle used to tame lion tamers

t'was a silly job, and vastly underpaid

[hencole]

i  am cat. i kill for kicks.

[smoker]

cocks

[Uncle_Z]

In the daytime radio's scared of me
cos I'm mad
plus I'm the enemy

[Krang]

Im a college student doing AS level Sociology and Psychology, and A level English. I dont like it, but it is better than any job id be able to get at the moment.

Spare time is usually spent on the net. I like online gaming (currently playing warcraft 3: frozen throne) and i hope one day to make some money from it by winning some competitions.

Im also a designer

[Frinky]

i  am cat. i kill for kicks.

I want ConKuss to come back.

Erm...

Preparing my "skillz" for when I start my Video-Art-Cunt course next year.

Trying to become a musician of some worth (while never admitting to being one).

Working on a few websites.

Trying to shift one and a bit last stone.

Oh, and working for that porn company.

[Nearly Annually]

my uncle used to tame lion tamers

You are Siegfried & Roy's tiger's nephew and I claim my year's supply of floss.

[Partridge's Love Child]

I work as a fluffer for a fellow Verbwhore.  Guess which one.

[phoresy]

I'm a PhD student looking at using willow trees for the biofiltration of waste water. Which means I can get roped into spending a week in mid-Wales, planting 40,000 trees for no pay.

[Pinball]

I'm an alien observing your culture. Though I look (vaguely) human, this is in fact just the projection in this reality of a tiny part of my being, and not the best or biggest bit either. My clever disguise is to be a wage slave for the rest of my short indebted life.

[MojoJojo]

I'm a PhD student looking at the use of Barrier Trees to study Genetic Algorithms.

Which means I can't be roped into anything, as I have no discrenable useful skills.

[Krang]

I'm an alien observing your culture. Though I look (vaguely) human, this is in fact just the projection in this reality of a tiny part of my being, and not the best or biggest bit either. My clever disguise is to be a wage slave for the rest of my short indebted life.

Is that a chat-up line?

[Uncle_Z]

Is that a chat-up line?

To a wannabe pro-gamer it just might be.

/me legs it

[dirkfunk]

i have a part time job as rice

the rest of the time is just spent bursting

[Krang]

Below the belt :-(

[Crazy Penis]

I chose a career path leading to either a computer programmer or an accountant. Bad luck, circumstances, laziness, poor communication skills and the inability to carry out simple tasks has prevented me from proving to people that I don't need a calculator to work out the yearly figures and can plan very far ahead, taking into account every eventuality. And so I count a particular type of food instead.

[hencole]

Spare time is usually spent on the net. I like online gaming (currently playing warcraft 3: frozen throne) and i hope one day to make some money from it by winning some competitions.

Is that after you play for England?