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Up The Arse Corner (CaB Edition)

Started by 303, July 18, 2012, 08:42:19 PM

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Glebe

Gregg Wallace has really let himself go.

mothman



I bet he does, the dirty old bollocks. Though "Out" is a rather odd name for a horse.






TheMonk

Thank you, I was looking for this very thread before I posted that.

Alberon

I love the abyssal scream of despair hidden as a smile from Gervais there.

gilbertharding


Alberon


Glebe

Quote from: gilbertharding on January 24, 2022, 04:52:01 PM

That's not a rudely-shaped parsnip Doc Cox can feel against his back.

Also Blake's 7 - the substitute cast.

gilbertharding

Quote from: Glebe on February 14, 2022, 10:38:35 PMThat's not a rudely-shaped parsnip Doc Cox can feel against his back.

Also Blake's 7 - the substitute cast.

The one called Gavin Something appeared in one of those awful late 70s British 'hardcore' porn films, or so I'm told (it is *not* mentioned on his wikipedia page).

gilbertharding


Tony Tony Tony



Dr Harry 'up the arse' Heimlich himself




Jittlebags

Inspired by the Animal story thread in GB...



Blumf

Evidently PG Tips does not make good lube

Jittlebags

Be good name for a band that.

And up 5 places to this week's number four, it's Monkey Lube with Can You Feel It?

Glebe


touchingcloth



Head Gardener

#805


The father, the son, and into the hole he goes

jamiefairlie

That was one leap Sam Beckett would never forget!

"Oh Boooooooy!"

Blumf

Quote from: jamiefairlie on March 07, 2022, 11:02:29 PMThat was one leap Sam Beckett would never forget!

Not just me seeing Scott Bakula then. Thank fuck for that.

What is going on in that picture anyway? Bakula has a mallet and a big nail, so has he been nailing that Jesus fella to the cross? But he's in modern day clothing, not dressed up as a Roman centurion, so he's been up to something else? (whilst not monitoring his blood sugar levels) He's not near anything you'd be hammering in a nail.


gilbertharding

Quote from: Blumf on March 08, 2022, 12:20:30 AMNot just me seeing Scott Bakula then. Thank fuck for that.

What is going on in that picture anyway? Bakula has a mallet and a big nail, so has he been nailing that Jesus fella to the cross? But he's in modern day clothing, not dressed up as a Roman centurion, so he's been up to something else? (whilst not monitoring his blood sugar levels) He's not near anything you'd be hammering in a nail.

Not just that - look at his legs: It looks like his knees are bent, so his feet are behind him - but that's right where Jesus's legs should be. So that isn't foreshortening at all - in fact his shins are half the length they ought to be and so are his feet. No wonder he needs help standing up.

This just goes to show why the big allegorical painters of the renaissance could haul in the big bucks.