That's all I got

[bgmnts]

A camp Predator.

[pancreas]

chode of chode hall

[Fr.Bigley]

Charles dick-ins: private investigator

[pancreas]

GHB flavoured with isoamyl acetate, the banana flavour in the amoxycillin you got as a kid.

[TrenterPercenter]

A Moxy Cillin

Kingpin: Hey kid I like ya cillin, it's got, you know, reeeal moxy! hey boys look at dis here cillin....

Lenny: (whistles) Yeah boss, dat's real nice.

Cillin: Eat a dick

[Cuellar]

Chad's Army

[TrenterPercenter]

MasterGeoff

A show in which contestant have to create their own unique Geoffs against the clock.  Laaarrvely.

[Ferris]

Papa's Got A Brand New Colostomy Bag

[Replies From View]

papagott ein brund now boot

[drummersaredeaf]

The Wealth Of Asians by The Adam Smith Institute

[PlanktonSideburns]

Sick Of Walking on KegShells

Meaning one is tired of stepping on and shattering someone's crusty underpants

[jobotic]

(It's No Fun Being An) Illegal Alien vs Predator

[PlanktonSideburns]

Fred Dubnah

[PlanktonSideburns]

Illegal Ailen vs Preadator in New York

[Replies From View]

a man and he is wanking

[PlanktonSideburns]

Not All Heroes jeff capes

[Replies From View]

3-2-1, except Dusty Bin is characterised as an angry paedophile.

[Fr.Bigley]

Thora hird, tugging off Barry as Glenda walks in with some Mr kilplings.  Old Wesley battering the speccy cunt to death with an adjustable spanner.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Thora hird, tugging off Barry as Glenda walks in with some Mr kilplings.  Old Wesley battering the speccy cunt to death with an adjustable spanner.

"OH MOTHER!"

*fap fap fap*

"Drink yer coffee"

*fap fap fap*

Nora Batty and Ivy sitting nearby drinking their coffee. A load of jizz lands on their hats.

Nora " Of course men these days can't control their ejaculations. My Wally could aim at a cup eight feet away and not spill a drop"

Ivy "Sid was very accurate whenever anyone came in asking for a cup of jizz"

[Fr.Bigley]

"OH MOTHER!"

*fap fap fap*

"Drink yer coffee"

*fap fap fap*

Nora Batty and Ivy sitting nearby drinking their coffee. A load of jizz lands on their hats.

Nora " Of course men these days can't control their ejaculations. My Wally could aim at a cup eight feet away and not spill a drop"

Ivy "Sid was very accurate whenever anyone came in asking for a cup of jizz"

Lol'd

[Fambo Number Mive]

Barry makes it up to Glenda by letting her use her strap-on on him. "Putting the Peg in Pegden"

[drummersaredeaf]

Lamisil Nonce.

[Fishfinger]

turnipples[nb]I took the trouble to check and this word, singular or plural, has never been posted on CaB before. For some reason.[/nb]

[PlanktonSideburns]

My wife went on holiday to the west indees

Did she go by her own accord?

NO she rented a car while she was out there

[pancreas]

Cranking the cassowary

[Catalogue of ills]

The Bad Habitz of Lenny Kravitz: a five part series in which we examine the troubling habitual behaviour of the 90s nob-rocker.

"In episode 1, we'll be looking at Lenny's irritating habit of__"

"Finishing other people's sentences"

"Fucks sake Lenny"

"Yeah, sorry about that. Force of habit"

[Replies From View]

7 Up:  Dog Years Version

[Replies From View]

Deep Space None

[Fambo Number Mive]

Deep Space Nonce, about a space station staffed entirely by paedophiles.

[Fr.Bigley]

Deep space nine: year old.