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That's all I got

Started by clingfilm portent, November 14, 2016, 05:32:35 PM

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All you got?

All I got
2 (14.3%)
Nall I got
0 (0%)
(Timothy) Spall I got  
1 (7.1%)
(All Creatures Great and) Small I got
0 (0%)
(Johnny) Ball I got
2 (14.3%)
(Stones of) Gall I got
1 (7.1%)
(Reginald Perrin's Rise and) Fall I got
1 (7.1%)
Raoul Moat
2 (14.3%)
Fall-ah! I got-AH!
2 (14.3%)
the cool shoeshine
3 (21.4%)

Total Members Voted: 14

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and it's from the days of before Tim Burton went shite

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PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: MrsWarboysLover on July 09, 2021, 09:09:00 AM
I forgot to mention he's wearing a santa hat too

Ruined it now

Both now and retrospectively

Cold Meat Platter

Robin Mince more like.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Glenliness is next to Pottyness

pancreas


Mr Banlon

The Moat That Runs Around The Castle : Contestants have to find a golden fishing rod hidden in a stately home whilst being pursued by a heavily armed and annoyed Raoul Moat. Gazza supplies clues via walkie-talkie from the moat in Roald Dahl's boat.

Ferris

Ross Kemp on Gang-Bangs.

Fr.Bigley

Ross kempt: glow ups for baldies.

Fr.Bigley

Mein kempft: My missus and me.

Cuellar


Fr.Bigley

Bross Kemp: I owe you nothing.

PlanktonSideburns

Ross Kempher the the morality of impulse responses in amp modelling

PlanktonSideburns

Russollo Kempf on experimental noise machines

PlanktonSideburns

Ross Kemper on murdering your gran

PlanktonSideburns

Russ kempfbert on Abbotts

PlanktonSideburns

Ross from easternders

Fr.Bigley

Luther van dross kemp.

PlanktonSideburns


touchingcloth


Chollis

After extensive market research, Butlins changes its name to Boglins.

Catalogue of ills

Your grandad has burned down 12 public buildings now, and has more on his list. He's calling it the Gramp Arsons Project

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Quote from: Catalogue of ills on July 13, 2021, 12:28:28 PM
Your grandad has burned down 12 public buildings now, and has more on his list. He's calling it the Gramp Arsons Project

It's Nicholas Parsons, not Gramp Arsons



His deafness is such an irritant

pancreas

Mark Kermode reviews porn.

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Barry Norman reviews porn.

shagatha crustie


Catalogue of ills

Socialist Worker reviews porn: "By having the central protagonist bound, spanked and cummed in all holes, the director presents a powerful metaphor for working at Sports Direct"

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Matrix sequel commentaries where the critics (who don't like the films) are, as a sideline job, simultaneously directing some porn.

Captain Z

Phil and Grant except their surname is the double-barrelled "Mitchell-Brothers".