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That's all I got

Started by clingfilm portent, November 14, 2016, 05:32:35 PM

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All you got?

All I got
2 (14.3%)
Nall I got
0 (0%)
(Timothy) Spall I got  
1 (7.1%)
(All Creatures Great and) Small I got
0 (0%)
(Johnny) Ball I got
2 (14.3%)
(Stones of) Gall I got
1 (7.1%)
(Reginald Perrin's Rise and) Fall I got
1 (7.1%)
Raoul Moat
2 (14.3%)
Fall-ah! I got-AH!
2 (14.3%)
the cool shoeshine
3 (21.4%)

Total Members Voted: 14

Dex Sawash


Pwllheli Pwninsula

Edit- new page gazetteer


Catalogue of ills

Tyrone Mings Sings Bing, Sting and Sultans of Ping. Not available in shops.

Dex Sawash

Emailed Sainsburys to see if these address were monitored, sadly no.



Dex Sawash


Butter form factors from around the world. A thread.

poodlefaker

The Craig Charles Sunken Foal Show

Chollis

The boy who cried cum

Captain Z

The Ex-Actor - the judges have to try and identify that bloke that was in that thing 30 years ago.

Catalogue of ills

Quote from: poodlefaker on July 22, 2021, 07:32:00 PM
The Craig Charles Sunken Foal Show

Or, if he's just got his kit off after a run in the cold: The Craig Charles Shrunken Vole Show

Pink Gregory

Play Your Cards Right but it's got the Dragnet theme

Plaaay your cards right.  Plaaay your cards right nowwww

steve98

Macron adorned with an (arguably) excessive number of wreaths* on a visit to French Polynesia.

*Conceivably 'Shopped.


Shoulders?-Stomach!

Generally Dislikable Ghostbusters

Eg. while out zapping ghosts they also have a 'No Homo' policy and will liquidate gays

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme tune but the lyrics never get to 'Turtles' and it becomes an infinite monotony of adjectives never leading into the actual episode.

Chollis

Shartness Everdeen volunteers as tribute

pancreas

Rapunzel but with toilet paper.

Gapability Brown, uphill gardener.

pancreas

Quote from: pancreas on July 30, 2021, 11:28:31 AM
Rapunzel but with toilet paper.

Did I mention that one end of the toilet paper should be stuck in your arsehole? Feel that's crucial.


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Quote from: pancreas on July 30, 2021, 04:07:12 PM
Did I mention that one end of the toilet paper should be stuck in your arsehole? Feel that's crucial.

Why must I play the Rapunzel role?

Cuellar

New lyrics:

Someone's sucking at your cock
Somebody's licking the bell

Chollis


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A wifi or bluetooth company called CONNECTED, and their mascot is a teddy bear with a cone neck.

Chollis

it's Lassie-faire, the talking dog that tours schools teaching kids about venture capitalism

Pink Gregory

Pim Wenders

Or should that be...Pim Penders

jobotic

Adam Woodyatt
Letitia Dean
On the cover of a magazine


Sonny_Jim

Are you Ted Danson?  Coz I'm Ted Askin'


Greg Torso

Terence of the Trent d'Arbyvilles

pancreas


Replies From View

you look closely at david bowie lyrics for the first time ever, and you realise he was actually singing "arse man, flying through the skies; you know there's nothing doing but you've heard he reeks of pies"


five years since you first heard that song and you hadn't put two and two together!

Captain Z

Cos IIIIIII...
wanna fall from the stars
straight into your arse