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That's all I got

Started by clingfilm portent, November 14, 2016, 05:32:35 PM

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All you got?

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Total Members Voted: 14

Fambo Number Mive

Country and Western singer that only sings about going to the toilet

pancreas


DoesNotFollow

Quote from: Fambo Number Mive on October 20, 2021, 10:36:02 AM
Country and Western singer that only sings about going to the toilet

Lavatory and Cistern

Fr.Bigley

Country Charlie White pride.

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Norton Canes


Catalogue of ills

'bab vests: stab-proof vests made from donner meat, they come with hot chili sauce in a spray bottle that you can use to subdue an aggressor. Once the danger has passed you can spray the 'bab vest with the chili spray for a well-earned snack.

pancreas

Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist Man-Traps

shiftwork2

Living In A Cardboard Box by Living In A Cardboard Box

Fr.Bigley

A mild case of Kombucha of the arsehole.

Ferris

A divebar called Chicken Wednesday's.

Mr Banlon

Quote from: Fambo Number Mive on October 20, 2021, 10:36:02 AM
Country and Western singer that only sings about going to the toilet
Tammy Winnit


PlanktonSideburns

Me Yann Tiersen you Jane

Yank Tiersen; GEDDA LOAD A THIS FUCKIN ACCORDIAN SOLO MAAAN!

Fr.Bigley

Ralph little: Cocks of the ancients.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Halloween but it's about real genuine horror: paedos, dangerous dogs, sexual harassment, police won't do a thing, in fact they're going to do it too, voyeur landlord has hidden camera in your toilet, your nephew just got gelded by a traveller, upskirted on the bus, gang mug you and leave you for dead, chucked in some cement, bye mate

Elderly Sumo Prophecy


Captain Z

Calling Richard Osman Richmond Osmond every time I see him on TV

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on October 30, 2021, 11:52:43 PM
Halloween but it's about real genuine horror: paedos, dangerous dogs, sexual harassment, police won't do a thing, in fact they're going to do it too, voyeur landlord has hidden camera in your toilet, your nephew just got gelded by a traveller, upskirted on the bus, gang mug you and leave you for dead, chucked in some cement, bye mate

Everyone hates Halloween

Oh no it is Halloween again

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don't worry you will be enjoying christmas very very soon


remember to go back in time to june and book that christmas work do at your local harvester

Ferris

Just noticed the bass part for Thriller is basically as close as you can get to saying "A Turbo-Powered Nonce" with a bass guitar. Seriously, go listen to it.

It's like he was trying to warn us.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

So Entrenched In Anus You Can't See An Entrance Or Exit The Game Show

pancreas

And next on Radio 4, it's time for 'In Conversation with Gregory Torso: Desolation—keeping it light'.

poodlefaker

The Craig Charles Sunken Foal Show

MrsWarboysLover

Robot Wars but it's Robot Whores and it's Craig Charles having sex with homemade robots

Ferris

Do Cunts Dream of Electric Bananas?

Fambo Number Mive

Open All Hours but set in a sex shop. And Arkwright has to avoid getting his erection caught in the till.

Fr.Bigley

Supermarket minesweep. Exactly like the game show, but with added mines to avoid too. Presented by the ghost of Idi Amin.

MrsWarboysLover

i was just thinking it's a shame Eddie Large never got to incorporate Jimmy Carr's laugh into his celebs starting their cars routine

Cuellar


BJBMK2

For Your Ice (Cream) Only

The Whirl Is Not Enough

You Only Live Ice

Calippo Royale