News:

Registrations are currently delayed due to a spam wave, please bear with me.


That's all I got

Started by clingfilm portent, November 14, 2016, 05:32:35 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

All you got?

All I got
2 (15.4%)
Nall I got
0 (0%)
(Timothy) Spall I got  
1 (7.7%)
(All Creatures Great and) Small I got
0 (0%)
(Johnny) Ball I got
2 (15.4%)
(Stones of) Gall I got
1 (7.7%)
(Reginald Perrin's Rise and) Fall I got
0 (0%)
Raoul Moat
2 (15.4%)
Fall-ah! I got-AH!
2 (15.4%)
the cool shoeshine
3 (23.1%)

Total Members Voted: 13

batwings

Open up a nice big can of tits.

Touch my bum; this is Fife.

We want to bring this show to a wider audience, so we're gonna tour america.
Those fat fuckers are as wide as houses.

touchingcloth



Cuellar

Harry Potter but it's Frank Bough instead

the Fallen

A sitcom set around my house requiring furniture puppetry

the Fallen

This massive detached cock and balls flies around hurting people

Ahhh it's flying into your mouth and you're screaming!

It is malicious and must be stopped

Norton Canes


frajer

Blackpool Pleasure Beach's Big Nipple

touchingcloth


the Fallen

Reasonable Team Leader Ian

'Go on then. Have a half-day on Christmas eve here at the Admiral insurance family.'

touchingcloth


pancreas

Santa's Little Herpes. (You'd better watch out ... [etc].)

shoulders


pancreas


Cuellar



touchingcloth


pancreas

Sikh and ye shall find: arranged marriage company



pancreas

Salt 'n Shake but it's a wanking machine

Dex Sawash


P-ink tablets

Dunno if you swallow them to make your urine a different hue or use them to read books about watersports

shoulders

Making music to gas cunts by

Ferris

Replacing "ice" in songs with "arse".


Arse, Arse, Baby.

frajer


Catalogue of ills

Jools Holland's new 'mature' dating site: Jools's Hotnanafanny


Jools' Anal Hooter-nanny.
"Hooter nanny!"

Captain Z

The Jame's Bond. Names Bond.