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Started by Fambo Number Mive, August 28, 2019, 08:17:01 AM
Quote from: Paul Calf on January 24, 2022, 02:39:17 PMGary looks at Daz daggersI mean, fucking daggers: if looks could light fires, Daz would be a burning man."Say that again, Daz. I fuckin' DARE you," Gary booms.
Quote from: Glebe on January 24, 2022, 02:44:35 PM"All I said was that I was cooking some bangers and mash, Gary!""Good, you've complied with me to say it again. Would have been trouble if you'd not acceded to my angry demand to repeat how your eager, expert hands are preparing those nice big long meats that I can't wait to get sucking on!"Daz wait for a moment but Gary is being totally serious.
Quote from: Paul Calf on January 24, 2022, 02:59:03 PM"What...what's going on here, Gal?" asks Daz tentatively.
Quote from: Fambo Number Mive on January 24, 2022, 02:50:00 PMGary completes his erotic novel featuring Winston Churchill on Wattpad
Quote from: Paul Calf on January 25, 2022, 09:09:28 AMHe proudly boasts that it contains no words longer than six letters.
Quote from: Paul Calf on January 25, 2022, 09:18:07 AM"No, Daz. That's how you spell Winni's name".
Quote from: Paul Calf on January 25, 2022, 10:21:49 AMGary regales Daz with his stories of his epic Fifa '17 campaign where he took Rushden and Diamonds to the top of the Premiership and won the FA Cup, the Champions' League and the World Cup."Rushden can't play in the World Cup, Gaz.""Fuck off, Daz. I played so well that I unlocked a secret master mode where I could."
Quote from: Paul Calf on January 27, 2022, 08:56:43 AM"Nah, mate," Gary responds, "the Dutchies are plain-speaking types. They appreciate a bit of honesty."Gary is arrested at passport control.
Quote from: Paul Calf on January 28, 2022, 03:20:58 PM"Daz...Daz!DAZ!DAZ!!!DAZ, for fuck's sake...DAZ!!!!!!"
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