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Started by Glebe, May 05, 2021, 07:40:29 AM
Quote from: Greg Torso on July 07, 2021, 11:32:52 AMHalf-way through a wolf whistle your dad forgets how it ends.
Quote from: Clatty McCutcheon on July 07, 2021, 01:02:44 PMYour dad has been eating nothing but candy floss for breakfast, lunch and dinner for several weeks.
Quote from: Fishfinger on July 07, 2021, 09:47:00 PMScouring car boot sales for a working VHS player to relive his youth, wanking to that scene in An American Werewolf in London.
Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on July 07, 2021, 11:00:10 PMThe bit where he's naked in the park?
Quote from: Glebe on July 07, 2021, 11:45:18 PMYour dad suggests "they do an advertising campaign to make DIY 'cool' to young people. They could get Alvin Stardust to do it, doing a thumbs up and going, 'Come on, gang! Get into DIY - O.K.?' And you can send off for a free DIY pack with six tokens in special packs of Weetabix. Plus £1.49 P&P."
Quote from: Replies From View on July 08, 2021, 04:53:07 PMyour dad is smacking a Sega 32x around the place in an apparent fury. Rattling it along railings and angrily trying to flex it back and forth so it cracks. Something seems to have triggered him but he isn't using his words.
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