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Started by Glebe, May 05, 2021, 07:40:29 AM
Quote from: frajer on August 25, 2021, 07:10:03 PMYour dad ties the garden hose into a lasso and spends most of the evening trying to rope the washing pole. "He's a tumultuous varmint but I'll a-git him by sundown!" he yells to you as you head to your car.
Quote from: Glebe on August 25, 2021, 07:49:00 PMYou are just pulling into your driveway when you receive a text from your dad. 'tied up in clothes line pls get help.'
Quote from: frajer on August 25, 2021, 07:53:02 PM...'pardner'
Quote from: Glebe on August 25, 2021, 07:56:23 PMBy the time you return to your dad's the fire bridge have already freed him. "It's alright son, that kindly neighbour yonder heard my hollerin' and rounded up this here posse!"
Quote from: Replies From View on August 25, 2021, 09:33:03 PMyour dad is stoked to introduce you to his "rebound" - the woman he says he has been dating for the last eight months. So you call around his place under duress and, beaming with pride, he directs your attention to Spoiler alerta mouldy, inflatable pink panther that's all cracked and crumpled up in the space beneath the kitchen sink, rubbing up against the bottles of Clorox bleach[close].
Quote from: Glebe on September 03, 2021, 02:10:52 AM"Spare the rod and spoil the child!" screams your dad as he runs his grandson through with a scimitar.
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