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Started by Glebe, May 05, 2021, 07:40:29 AM
Quote from: Captain Poodle Basher on October 10, 2021, 09:03:13 AMYour dad is going for the world record in stacking cats on top of one another."Nowhere in the rules says they must be alive at the time."I've already called the RSPCA.
Quote from: frajer on October 10, 2021, 07:35:55 PMYour dad says he's firing up the mega drive and you're momentarily stunned until you remember it's what he calls his car.
Quote from: frajer on October 13, 2021, 08:32:27 AMYour dad has a new t-shirt with 'Going Out of Business' emblazoned on it and an arrow pointing down to his cock and balls area.When you ask him what's up with that, he shrugs and says "Might work, mightn't it."
Quote from: Glebe on October 13, 2021, 02:21:19 PMHe realises it won't work and next time you see him he's wearing a Frankie Goes to Hollywood tee. "Retro irony, lad, the chick's dig it!"
Quote from: jenna appleseed on October 13, 2021, 05:16:42 PM'Frankie says wear this overpriced pseudo 80s shoddily home printed tshirt - you'll get girls' ("oops, that was my no longer a mate's reaction when I showed him my new t-shirt business, - it wasn't meant to get printed on the actual tshirt, now I've got 100s of them piled up in the garage and nobody will buy them".)
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