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Started by Glebe, May 05, 2021, 07:40:29 AM
Quote from: frajer on October 25, 2021, 10:04:16 PMYour dad is in the conservatory, affectionately patting his beer belly and murmuring "you're fine, you're fine, it's just a fuel tank for a sex machine."
Quote from: Glebe on October 23, 2021, 06:20:57 PM"Alright dad, what's up?"Your dad is staring at you with a big grin on his face, He's as still as a statue. His mate Henry is next to him."He got his cock chopped off in an unfortunate sheers incident. I called and ambulance and they put it on ice, but he was too much in shock to go and get it sown back on yet.""Why is he smiling?""I dunno. Maybe it's the sheer shock of it all. When he comes out of it, could you bring him to get his willy sown back on?""We'd better bring him now! He's probably lost a lot blood!""Nah the ambulances guys glued the cock-hole, heh! Look at him smiling! Mental!"
Quote from: PlanktonSideburns on October 26, 2021, 01:42:41 AMIncredible
Quote from: Gregory Torso on October 19, 2021, 12:14:41 PMYour dad is rolling a football of Marmite around the garden while passive-aggressively grumbling about how bad it smells as if we should all be out there in the yeast slick with him like the football-of-Marmite-rolling twats he clearly thinks we are.
Quote from: Gregory Torso on October 19, 2021, 12:35:58 PMYour dad drags a comatose dalmation across a field like an absurd tractor.
Quote from: Glebe on October 27, 2021, 11:25:04 PM"Baldness is heritarary son!" beams your dad ecstatically!
Quote from: Glebe on October 26, 2021, 08:19:44 PMA belated "BRAVO!" GT!
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