Labour Party: Kieth Stalin: The Gammon Panderer (and Blackpool Cock)

[Old Nehamkin]

https://twitter.com/LOS_Fisher/status/1443512245745553411

Keir Starmer says James Bond should be played by a woman next.

He told ITV: "I don't have a favourite Bond, but I do think it's time for a female bond."

The man can't even commit to a favourite James Bond. I mean it's not exactly a minefield, is it. Connery, Moore or Craig would all be accepted as safe, non-controversial answers by a healthy cross-section of the British public. Or go with Brosnan since "let's go back to the 90s" is basically Labour's key pitch these days. If he said Dalton or Lazenby then yeah, he might raise a few eyebrows from Joe Public, but come on.

[GoblinAhFuckScary]

lol how is he this bad at having a personality

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

The Tories have turned parliament into a one party state that assassinates its emperor any time they lose popularity, thus renewing itself as a new regime begins.

While Labour are effectively Bayern Munich B team there is no reason for the public to vote for a weaker, pointless mirror of the same thing.

The question is what happens to the politically energised left Corbyn created, and if they all just disperse and go home demoralised, or create a focused Brexit-style movement that disrupts the status quo.

I have said it before but if an outside force came along with a politically non-aligned clear up corruption/clean out Westminster objective they would do extremely well and the pigs in the trough would shit themselves as it would generate support from all corners. Something to think about. The left can own that or wait for the inevitable far right version to seize the initiative.

Create the conditions for socialism to be implemented, start with washing away the shit.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

https://twitter.com/LOS_Fisher/status/1443512245745553411

The man can't even commit to a favourite James Bond. I mean it's not exactly a minefield, is it. Connery, Moore or Craig would all be accepted as safe, non-controversial answers by a healthy cross-section of the British public. Or go with Brosnan since "let's go back to the 90s" is basically Labour's key pitch these days. If he said Dalton or Lazenby then yeah, he might raise a few eyebrows from Joe Public, but come on.

This isn't even Gammon compliant, it will just piss off people who think everything has gone PC.

Also he is wrong, we shouldn't just change the gender of a character because it was a man for a long time, as that's a boring tokenistic reason. There should just be more original ideas with assertive female leads. If they do decide to do Bond as a woman I hope she plays it as a similarly reprehensible small minded cunt. Bet that won't happen.

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https://twitter.com/bbc5live/status/1443488830716272640

Kieth's top 3 Great Britons?

1. The England football team of 1966
2. The England football team of losing the euro's this year
3. The British Armed Forces

(more than three obviously)

Every time you think he couldn't possibly get any more bland and watered down he finds a way.

[Mantle Retractor]

https://twitter.com/bbc5live/status/1443488830716272640

Kieth's top 3 Great Britons?

1. The England football team of 1966
2. The England football team of losing the euro's this year
3. The British Armed Forces

(more than three obviously)

Every time you think he couldn't possibly get any more bland and watered down he finds a way.

Fucking hell, what an utter wankstain kieth is.

A new nadir every interview.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Nicky Campbell should have made him pick three single people rather than let him list two football teams and an entire occupation.

After a 12,000 page essay he's now got 12,000 favourite Britons.

[Old Nehamkin]

That's bloody loads of Britons! To think people had a go at Diane Abbott for not being able to count.

[frajer]

https://twitter.com/LOS_Fisher/status/1443512245745553411

The man can't even commit to a favourite James Bond. I mean it's not exactly a minefield, is it. Connery, Moore or Craig would all be accepted as safe, non-controversial answers by a healthy cross-section of the British public. Or go with Brosnan since "let's go back to the 90s" is basically Labour's key pitch these days. If he said Dalton or Lazenby then yeah, he might raise a few eyebrows from Joe Public, but come on.

"Favourite Bond? Oof you're really grilling me now. Ehm I'd have to say... my favourite Bond... is the best James Bond."

Just say Daniel Craig's been playing a blinder and you're looking forward to No Time To Die, you dozy melt. As others have said, it doesn't need to be a great or even necessarily correct answer, it just needs to be an answer that sounds remotely fucking human!

[idunnosomename]

It's funny how he's on Five Live so he's like "must mention football" so he just chooses the England team to alienate Scotland in particular he loves so much.

And all the army. All of them.

At least as bad as Boris Johnson. Total cunt. Go jerk off a copper you complete fucking tool

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

If I had to boil it down to one Briton I'd have to say the history of the Armed Forces, which, by the way should be played by a woman next time.

[Buelligan]

How about Keith Starmer; At least as big a liar as Boris Johnson and a huge cunt ?  For the new thread.  Or something anyway, we are over our 100.

[colacentral]

It's funny how he's on Five Live so he's like "must mention football" so he just chooses the England team to alienate Scotland in particular he loves so much.

And all the army. All of them.

At least as bad as Boris Johnson. Total cunt. Go jerk off a copper you complete fucking tool

Boris Johnson goes out of his way to trick people into thinking he's quirky and interesting, something the self-proclaimed election winners haven't clocked yet.

[jobotic]

How about Keith Starmer; At least as big a liar as Boris Johnson and a huge cunt ?  For the new thread.  Or something anyway, we are over our 100.

No swearing in the thread title please, keep it to the posts

[peanutbutter]

Yesterday's speech kinda showed me what the people who like him saw in him. He was able to waffle on with a ludicrously long scripted speech that was inoffensive as fuck and said nothing with relative ease, which in itself is probably enough to see you get promoted way beyond your skills in a lot of roles as it'll come across far better than people stumbling over their words loads and whatnot. But that interview there should remind anyone who was comforted by him seeming relatively competent on a podium yesterday that reciting a speech you spent months writing isn't really worth a shite in politics. It won't, they'll wind up trying to convince themselves it was a Kinnock 1985 moment (which is surely a load of trumped up bollock in itself?) where no matter how hard he fails there'll probably be some weirdo clinging onto it


I do think anyone thinking that he's gloating about being a massive hypocrite negatively impacting him much are possibly a bit optimistic though. Labour supporters have been so totally dehumanised in the media that I can imagine plenty of cunts, the kind of cunts they're targeting, to be more swayed by how much of a snake he was than anything policy related (they'll probably still vote for the Tories though unless Murdoch et al wants otherwise, mind).

[Cuellar]

https://twitter.com/bbc5live/status/1443488830716272640

Kieth's top 3 Great Britons?

1. The England football team of 1966
2. The England football team of losing the euro's this year
3. The British Armed Forces

(more than three obviously)

Every time you think he couldn't possibly get any more bland and watered down he finds a way.

Doesn't even think The British Army is better than a bunch of woke virtue-signalling football losers.

This is why Labour will never win power

[Buelligan]

No swearing in the thread title please, keep it to the posts

Yeah, you're right, just the liar bit then.

[DrGreggles]

Westminster voting intention:
CON: 39% (-)
LAB: 31% (-1)
LDEM: 8% (-2)
GRN: 9% (-)
REFUK: 4% (+1)

#ConferenceBounce

[imitationleather]

How did his internal organs not fail due to cringe as he said that that shit about his greatest Britons? I barely made it through that myself.

[colacentral]

I watched the clip on headphones and there is some stifled laughter when he says "I'd go for the two football teams..."

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I do think anyone thinking that he's gloating about being a massive hypocrite negatively impacting him much are possibly a bit optimistic though. Labour supporters have been so totally dehumanised in the media that I can imagine plenty of cunts, the kind of cunts they're targeting, to be more swayed by how much of a snake he was than anything policy related (they'll probably still vote for the Tories though unless Murdoch et al wants otherwise, mind).

Yes, thanks to the hysterical media coverage of Corbyn in the public mind Labour members are just a rabble of IRA sympathising, Hezbollah loving, Marxist, woke, traitorous scum and to openly lie to them in order to bring the Party back into the realm of respectability was a noble act. But having done that (for the Britain he loves so much) you're still faced with the fact that he's completely shit.

[idunnosomename]

Hmm, I'd have to say... Edward I, Robert Clive and Ian Brady. Ha! How d'ya like THAT!

[lipsink]

He'd put his Best Bond question to a focus group and get back to the interviewer within a week.

[pigamus]

Gary Wilmot, Michael Foot and Linda Lusardi

[suelgi]

He really is Partridge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbMSUQE36us

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

When I frig my fists into that punchbag that punchbag sure as heck stays frigged

[Bernice]

Oh, so you're into Britons? Name three.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Surprised he didn't say Captain Tom.

[jobotic]

Captain Tom, Myra Hin...no not her I meant Thora Hird and Captain....I've done him...Captain's Table? Oh God

Look what you've done Cheeky Corbyn, you've put me off.

[Paul Calf]

DON'T TOUCH IT!!!