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The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW: HAHALLOWEEN III: Shriekin’ of the Witch

Started by The Mollusk, August 23, 2021, 07:16:40 AM

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Captain Z

Quote from: Thomas on May 18, 2022, 01:08:46 PMIf it helps, he's Irish, so it'll actually be 'D'Blue Fella' and €35.

I'm blue, to be sure, to be sure
To be sure, to be sure


Ah would ye look at that I've gone and started a new feckin page

I'm blue, Blar-blarney-blar-blar-blar-blue-blar-blarney-blar-blar-blar-blue-blarney-blar-blar-blar.

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: Thomas on May 18, 2022, 01:08:46 PMIf it helps, he's Irish, so it'll actually be 'D'Blue Fella' and €35.

He could be on to a nice little earner if he can become a mascot for a company selling diesel additives.



idunnosomename

Quote from: non capisco on May 17, 2022, 04:58:05 PMFreddie Mercury at Live Aid: PAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDO!
Crowd at Live Aid: PAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDO!

been doing the bit all day. Lucky didnt get caught really

Kankurette

Quote from: Thomas on May 18, 2022, 01:08:46 PMIf it helps, he's Irish, so it'll actually be 'D'Blue Fella' and €35.
Sanic the Hedgehag is the Norn Iron version.

non capisco

This daft fuckin rewrite of 'Feeling Hot Hot Hot' so it's about Robocop.

Quote from: Goldentony on May 18, 2022, 08:32:59 PMME SOUL ON FIRE
ME SO DESIRE
ROBOCOP COP COP

POLICEMAN DEAD
BECOME A ROBOT
ROBOCOP COP COP

THREE MAIN DIRECTIVES
A SECRET FOURTH
ROBOCOP COP COP

Read this on the train earlier and was intermittently giggling all the way back from the station. Headphones out of battery so couldn't even seem like I was listening to a funny podcast or something.


Johnny Yesno

Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on May 18, 2022, 02:29:10 PMHe could be on to a nice little earner if he can become a mascot for a company selling diesel additives.

Or Viagra.

Johnny Yesno


Pavlov`s Dog`s Dad`s Dead

Quote from: Pijlstaart on May 19, 2022, 08:37:42 AMNothing wrong with a bit of street harassment so long as it's for a good cause. Whenever it was a nice day the office workers would go and sit in the park to have their lunch and we'd surround them, preeing and cheeping for crisps. Much the same, We're a compunctious people and we march in lockstep with the moral backing of our church and our folk, once you feel that weight behind you it becomes bigger than yourself, your duty, it becomes all the easier to venture face-first into a strangers lunchbox and our ancestors await us smiling as we swell up from nut allergies or asphyxiate in carrier bags.

Dex Sawash

Quote from: Mobius on May 19, 2022, 08:18:04 AMI was a trolley boy. If people put their trollies back, I would not have had a job. So I say 3 cheers for people who don't put their trolley back




Quote from: Zetetic on May 19, 2022, 08:25:35 AMAvril asks the Matrix to have another swing at it.



SpiderChrist


Rich Uncle Skeleton

Quote from: Thomas on May 18, 2022, 01:08:46 PMIf it helps, he's Irish, so it'll actually be 'D'Blue Fella' and €35.

hahah thank you for clarifying this! part of what made me laugh is it's more something I'd have expected an Irish grandad to say as he entered the living room in 1994. "what you lads up to, that thing with the blue fella?"


also big laugh at this, glad someone else said it first. no offence to your one-note hack of a nephew.
 
Quote from: non capisco on May 18, 2022, 11:34:13 AMArguably diminishing returns but let's see where he takes this.

Egyptian Feast

Quote from: Replies From View on May 19, 2022, 11:48:25 AMChris Evans himself must have been an awful presence, just his smugness would have been insufferable and I bet there was a permanent smell of farts coming off him day and night like hairdresser salons have

touchingcloth


Replies From View

Quote from: Thomas on May 18, 2022, 11:37:47 AMThat's why I chose not to mention it in the original thread - but it does help that he doesn't realise he's being funny. I'll keep tabs on him and let you know.

Honestly I think he's ruined it.

Maybe give him one last chance unless that was already it.



PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: non capisco on May 18, 2022, 10:47:45 PMThis daft fuckin rewrite of 'Feeling Hot Hot Hot' so it's about Robocop.

Read this on the train earlier and was intermittently giggling all the way back from the station. Headphones out of battery so couldn't even seem like I was listening to a funny podcast or something.

Extremely good

PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: non capisco on May 18, 2022, 10:47:45 PMThis daft fuckin rewrite of 'Feeling Hot Hot Hot' so it's about Robocop.

Read this on the train earlier and was intermittently giggling all the way back from the station. Headphones out of battery so couldn't even seem like I was listening to a funny podcast or something.

Hang on the fuck your talking about no one else would know you were out if batter you twat

non capisco


PlanktonSideburns


Kankurette

Quote from: Jittlebags on May 20, 2022, 02:42:16 PMA nag for a shag.
Quote from: imitationleather on May 20, 2022, 02:54:22 PMYou all jest, but it was a similar situation to this that led to Manchester United falling into the hands of the Glazers.

Kankurette

Quote from: Ferris on May 21, 2022, 12:17:55 PMI had an uncle who moved to high wycombe. He wasn't a very nice man and is now dead so there you go.

Ferris

I am delighted the cancerous death of uncle [redacted] raised a chuckle.

He was a dickhead to my mum and I would have told him what I thought of him had I been aware of his behaviour while he was alive, though as previously established he is brown bread so he eluded my verbal retribution in the back of a hearse. A lucky escape.

Rip you tory twat.

Mister Six

After King Tubby, creator of the second, redundant monkey pox thread, realised his mistake:

Quote from: curiousoranges on May 22, 2022, 10:14:12 PMCheck in this Dunston.

canadagoose


non capisco