The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW: HAHALLOWEEN III: Shriekin’ of the Witch

[FalknerHinton]

Your dad is on the roof of the house dressed as Batman.

"Dad, for fuck's sake! Come down before you slip and kill yourself!"

"It's a Fathers 4 Justice protest! I'm protesting at having you for a son!"

"I'm popping the kettle on. You coming down?"

"I'm vengeance!"

"I'm vengeance!"

[Glebe]

Heh, thanks mate!

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Trenter's arse wanker

In fact that guy has some incredible wanking stories.  In our shared house he had the only room with a full length mirror in it, which he kindly always just let people come in and use before they went out.  One morning I thought he had already left for uni and I was running late so I hurriedly opened his door to use the mirror.  What I saw was him looking up his own arse in the mirror and wanking (a kind of moment where you can see yourself in 3rd person with your chin hitting the floor).  That isn't the best bit though, rumbled he quick as a flash turned his gapingly hole to me, started waddling backwards towards me and saying anxiously "I think there is something up there?! can you see what it is?!" to which I just kindof melted into horror and laughter and quickly slammed the door and got the fuck outta there to uni (pissing myself all the way).

It was a smooth move by him I have to admit, I often ponder what he was up to and the implications of masturbating to ones own anus but all this ever comes to is me giggling at how fucking hilarious his part cover up/part comedy response was, it had a delivery that most standup comedians can only dream off.  This leaves me with ultimately but nothing but pure respect for the lad. 

[non capisco]

^ Incredible. "Started waddling backwards towards me".

[Glebe]

That's standard behaviour for CaBbers!

[bgmnts]

^ Incredible. "Started waddling backwards towards me".

The best thing about it is that it gave me a horror vibe. Sort of like this:



But different.

[madhair60]

didn't happen

[Captain Z]

Logistically, it's quite difficult to picture. Arseholes by their nature tend not to remain open without some serious preparation or hollow plug, and even then I can't imagine getting to angle to look up it, mirror or not.

[Povidone]

I bet he tries to vomit at the same time as his dad even when he doesn't feel ill.  Pathetic.

[TrenterPercenter]

didn't happen

It did.

Logistically, it's quite difficult to picture. Arseholes by their nature tend not to remain open without some serious preparation or hollow plug, and even then I can't imagine getting to angle to look up it, mirror or not.

I don't believe he was really looking up his own anus but I can only relay how things looked from my perspective.  It's 100% true though.

[kittens]

My name is Kelvin and I spent £20 on a sausage roll.

[Ray Travez]

was just about to post that myself

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

I'll tell you what, when you cut out alcohol you really feel the heft of beer. I had three bottles of 0% at a friend's last night and I ended up painfully full.

Admittedly I did push the three bottles up my arse.

[madhair60]

It did

n't happen

Edit: ok sorry it probably did happen, you've lived a remarkable life

[Povidone]

I reckon it did happen but it was actually a cloaca rather than an anus.

[touchingcloth]

It definitely didn't happen in the physical world, though I can certainly imagine it having happened in yet another of TP's sordid wankdreams.

[Dex Sawash]

Happened, was trenters dad

[TrenterPercenter]

I reckon it did happen but it was actually a cloaca rather than an anus.

Did you know in ChiiiiiNA, that a ladies VeeergiiiiiiNA....

[TrenterPercenter]

It definitely didn't happen in the physical world, though I can certainly imagine it having happened in yet another of TP's sordid wankdreams.

Clint is that you? It happened, your lack of faith is disturbing touchingcloth.

Especially since I was going to present you with this DALL-E collage based on your avatar.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Happened, was trenters dad

lol

[TrenterPercenter]

Happened, was trenters dad

I've no anus stories about Pops thankfully, but I do have one about him getting elephantiasis in his balls (again 100% true).

[madhair60]

i don't believe any of your stories happened

[TrenterPercenter]

Please, be my guest, your disbelief really doesn't trouble me much.

[Rich Uncle Skeleton]

The stories I could tell you about my dad's anus will make your blood run cold.

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[Sebastian Cobb]

The stories I could tell you about my dad's anus will make your blood run cold.

I have a story about my dad's anus but the main event is me very nearly slapping him on the head with my cock and pissing on him.

(he was having a shit in the dark)

[flotemysost]

Just caught up with this thread, spectacular.

Edit: I meant to quote the AI suspension Blobby (but whole thread is gloriously demented)

[touchingcloth]

I have no stories about looking into my dad's gaping anus, and if he tells you otherwise he's a liar.

[Sebastian Cobb]

I have no stories about looking into my dad's gaping anus, and if he tells you otherwise he's a liar.

There's always time, even in death there's a remote possibility they might put him upside down in the casket.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Gaze too long into your dad's arse, and your dad's arse gazes back at you.