The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW: HAHALLOWEEN III: Shriekin’ of the Witch

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

What was wrong with eating cooking chocolate out of a skip? Woke emotional Corbynistic chocolatiers indeed.

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

Oreos are shit. They're engineered to appeal to the palates and eyes of toddlers.

Mummy mummy mummy can I have the biscuits that are black and white and crammed with yummy yummy corn syrup and soy and I saw them on the E.T.s or the Home Alones or the Stranger Things or whatever, American things, and you can dip them in milk I know you can dip any biscuit in milk but this one says it on the packet. Mummy mummy MUMMMMMYYYYYYYYYY

Correct.  Oreos are for aids kids.  Hopefully they contain cancer in them so their consumers won't be troubling us for much longer 🤞

[Sebastian Cobb]

'aids kids' did amuse me perhaps more than it ought.

[touchingcloth]

He meant to write "aides' kids", because people working junior admin roles often don't have time to prepare substantial meals for their children, James Oliver's best efforts be damned.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Could we de-sticky this thread and sticky the new guffaw thread please (https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=99669.0)

[selectivememory]

Could we de-sticky this thread and sticky the new guffaw thread please (https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=99669.0)

Just gonna tag @Barry Admin in, in case he's not been in this thread recently.